On a LIGHTER note...

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I have lost around two stone, have another 4 or 5 pounds to go.

Come for the healthy eating, stay for the chat. We do more of the latter than the former!

Put litter tray outside.

I am not here.

So tip some litter out of tray onto place where you want poo then shut cat out there. Hide tray.

I am not here.

Blimey Cherry, can I give you BIG (((( )))) , has been aaaaaaaaaages xx

I am in a vile mood . I am coming down with a cold and have a tight chest. Which will explain why I have had a meh for 2 or 3 days, I am because of all the things I do, I don't often do vile moods and it is making me feel naughtily grumpy. Like I could actually tell certain people what I really think of them (I won't because I would have to live with it when normality resumed). But it is fun doing it in my head.

Mouse my love. Words somehow just don't seem enough, but I am so sorry this is a sad anniversary for you. ((( )))

Hello to all else.. xx

saf - thank you very much i had a lovely time

love to chat but secon jk is on in a minute

Thank you Mittz xxxx

And all of you xxxx

Cherry, you weirdo, why are you not here and where is my snog?

Do you not snog anymore?

You've changed.

Holds Mouse firmly, and plants a long, lingering, head spinning snog on her mischievous lips then gently swats her bum, with a cheery wink.......

Oh Mittz.

Wonderful, just wonderful.

Sorry you are feeling pants today. xx

Whose pants is Mittz feeling? Mouse's?

Is that why she is sorry?

Where's my snog? Do I have to wait for DH to get home?

....phwoar Bitter....g'wan, lets make it a threesome, but be warned, I might be illing but I am feisty today..

MMMMMMMmmmmmmwah!!

Right, school run xx

Bitter.

Nemo has just lost all of his feed too.

And MrM is still trying to sort cabin out.

And DD needs collecting from school.

And my tooth hurts.

And I am utterly fed up.

And.............

Well, just and.

Meh.

Sweet and sour chicken (homemade minus the MSG) tonight. With basmati rice.

Shite for lunch.

I'm avoiding the scales.

And I can't get to see my GP til Monday so my AD review will be a week later.

And my physio is fully booked for 3 weeks.

And I am a complete moany arse today!

I'm knackered. Do you think I could convince work that I mistook No Fail Tuesday for No Work Tuesday?

SAF - I did make it before I left, they have phoned to cancel as he is on holiday and the lady who made my appointment didn't know.

I realise my previous rant didn't actually tell you that!

Yum to a whole pizza. I heart pizza and now want pizza for dinner.

My pain killers aren't working. Ggrrrr. And I've run out til the post arrives tomorrow. Mum has sent me some more Tylex. Thank God.

Bitter - and [shcok] and just

That's it, no more snogs for you!

I'll have you know that my mouth is cleaner than a clean thing on a clean day now!!!

Double - thank you wonderful lady. xx

not shcok, obviously!

That's what friends are for