On a LIGHTER note...

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Hello, I'm Bitter and I have lost around two stone, have another 4 or 5 pounds to go.

Come for the healthy eating, stay for the chat. We do more of the latter than the former!

I have hoped before, this time i asked (quite firmly) It annoys me because he was so bloody good with DD, but not interested this time

Oh, and no, it actually was a horse (he is a vet)

I shut our cat out at 6am this this morning because it was being a loon and irritating the hell out of me

Mouse (((x)))

Saf, give him time, he's only a baby.

Alice, read him the Riot act.

Alice - sorry you are so tired. It's horrid having no sleep.

Done that already SAF. Because DS has colic in the evenings DH feels like he cries when he has him, and with DD i expressed milk as she couldn't feed so he fed her a lot. Want to start expressing a bit now but as DS is feedng every 2hrs i have no chance to build up enough inbetween feeds. Essentially i think it is work stress and he would like to come home a happy wife and angelic childen, however....

However you are not living in a 1950's sitcom so he needs to pull his weight.

If he's too much trouble Saf, send him this way!

nearly wet myself watching the prostitute interview on This Morning. Funniest thing Ive seen in ages.

If its on youtube later I'll post a link.

MrM is having to take some of the cabin apart.

He didn't read all of the instructions before he started. He can't insert the walls they way he's built it.

Back to the drawing board.

What time's JK on? I need a twat fix.

What is it with men and instructions?

you have to watch it, guy with baseball cap pure class, seriously pure class

JK time.

Cuppa and a biscuit.

Bugger, I forgot it's on.

I have done 2 loads of washing. It's bloody never ending. I could probably find enough for another two loads as well.

Sorry about message last night, I don't even remember posting it.
I may join, but sometimes RL gets in the way.
No I am not new to MN, I am a namechanger.
Will now go and entertain the ironing. Might be back tonight.

Lying twat. It's written all over his face.

It is, SAF.
Head is fine, I don't do hangovers, just memory loss.
Now, ironing.
Laters.

That was about JK