Come on baby LIGHT my fire!

[Mouseface]

Hello.

I'm Mouse and I've managed to lose 5lbs in 2 weeks!!

This is a thread for those who want to shed some pounds, keep 'em off and spend their time MNing talking about nowt exciting how to eat more healthy foods.

Everyone is welcome!!!

Come me the other LIGHTer lot......

birth and the period following is a weird hybrid of the mundane and the medical - in what other circumstances would a spectator be allowed into major surgery?

think him keeling over was suitable revenge for infringing the privacy of your insides!

did they not get your permission to have students in SAF

there were loads of staff in at the end of my labour with DS (didn't go too well) but they all seemed to be necessary iyswim, and I was too off my head on stress and drugs to be bothered.

I'm a looker as well SaF.. Have seen my inner workings on several occasions .

I like the lychee analogy, it sort of feels right. How could you not be obsessed with having body parts that change in form and texture.. it's not penis envy in the conventional sense.. just mildly so at having such a fascinating body part....

Hope Bitter doesn't browse this when eating her dinner after work

saf - thats what happened to my friend, the dr sewed her up and she had a nurse go and call in some other nurses to 'show off his work' cheeky fuckers, they forget you're a human being i think.

What time did you order it and how long did they tell you it would be?

I'd be gggrrrrrrrrr!

SAF - how are you feeling? Better for your snooze? And some decent grub?

Glad you replied to my text last night