Come on baby LIGHT my fire!

[Mouseface]

Hello.

I'm Mouse and I've managed to lose 5lbs in 2 weeks!!

This is a thread for those who want to shed some pounds, keep 'em off and spend their time MNing talking about nowt exciting how to eat more healthy foods.

Everyone is welcome!!!

Come me the other LIGHTer lot......

Do we all have one then???

SAF - I told you to get a taxi woman!

Of course he snoers, he was drinking and it was late! The back poking was a little uncalled for.........

Not very gentlemanly.

Recorded X Factor here. And Minstrels.

More cals in alcohol than coke. Shit loads of sugar in both!

Der!!! I drink fecking diet coke, I checked that can!! I am a mong.

OOOoohhhh SAF - sucked Minstrels are the most gorgeous. And they last so much longer when sucked.

1. For nicking your parking space when you are indicating to go into it.

1. People who eat with their mouth open.

Okay, from the start.

1. All of my exes but especially XVT.

1. People who think putting your pjs on before bedtime is wrong.

1. The person who invented dieting and made every woman thereafter decide that they HAD to be thin/slim/LIGHTer/smaller/tiny etc.

1. Any man who sees a woman as beneath him, other than when shagging.

1. People who suck up to others to try and fit in. Sheep.

Meh.

people that walk really close behind you, just fucking overtake you bastards, i hate you breathing down my neck

people who get soo close to you when you're trying to pay at the checkout they nearly push you out shop

people who keep sniffing when sat next to you on the train

noisy eaters

people who said 'university of life'

my next door neighbour who when i asked if he knew who panther huge cat belonged to because i think it has a broken leg, said 'who cares, im not a cat person' NO, but its a living thing in pain you twat

feel better now. off to bed with wolf hall xx

Night Brian. xx

double you bastard

oh and anyone that talks about the krays being 'salt of the earth' 'it was safe around here with them'

barbara windsor

can we do a 'first against the wall when the revolution comes celebrity list' tomorrow please?? pretty please

that bloke with l and r on his shoes

that comedian with the squeaky voice

Evening. Work was shit. I'm drinking a beer. You lot are strangely obsessed with testicles.