Come on baby LIGHT my fire!

[Mouseface]

Hello.

I'm Mouse and I've managed to lose 5lbs in 2 weeks!!

This is a thread for those who want to shed some pounds, keep 'em off and spend their time MNing talking about nowt exciting how to eat more healthy foods.

Everyone is welcome!!!

Come me the other LIGHTer lot......

no you can't double, bugger off. you cant even spell 'purchase' i feel it would bring the brand down

Just keep a note of which you want and will bring with me when we meet as star crossed lovers, or summat. Im adding more tonight.

saf - well done, i wouldnt go there on my own

god im as bad as that woman at my school who keeps tapping everyone up to sell them life insurance . Im not trying to sell to you lot, Im looking for opinions. Think of yourselves as my 'muses' I really need to knock the diazepam on the head don't I?!

I've just made one that I think bitter will like...

good cat litter costs a fortune saf, catsan is usually best but jesus its a lot!!

bITTER - WHERE DID YOU PUT THE CHILDREN WHEN YOU WENT IN THE GARDEN? i FEAR LEAVING HER IN CASE SHE CHOKES ON THE CATS TAIL OR SOMETHING.

Sorry bloody keyboard

God I love you lot.. .. xx

Brian.. feck they do your head in when they cry like that. DS did. But when anyone was there he stopped because of his love of company so no one saw it.... jeez.... never got advised to ignore it and have a cuppa but wish I had..

You are bloody amazing achieving what you are with that in your head.. xx

Going to have lunch then back for more

Brian - in their cot.

They can still scream, but they are safe and if you are in the garden you cant hear them.

I think I may be purchasing for my sister too.

bitter - i hear your cot suggestion, think its the way forward although shes happy at the moment throwing apple custard over the carpet.

saf - therapy for what you bugger??!

miitz - thank you sweetie, thats very kind xx

with the cat no worries re it going outside to poo etc but it can't do that till its had injections or at least till its been 'done', otherwise it'll be spraying everywhere and, trust me its not good. Will also go around 'giving of itself' to female cats, fighting acting like a typical bloke

'usual reactionary drivel' I really love you double, you crack me up

sorry saf was in my cats protection league mode there. Was the whole speech we had to give when rehoming. Not quite sure why i felt the need to give it

We did it by putting the litter box outside for a few days then disposing of altogether. My flower bed is right outside the back door and the buggers use it, they love going in dirt

TCPL will say you shouldnt let him out for 2 weeks so he knows where his home is, I would say we've usually kept ours in for only a week and had no problems. That flicking litter over the floor thing is really annoying.

At the risk of sounding obvious, I have stone chisels ID... more carving is on my list of things to do which off the top of my head runs like this.

Finish Mirror,
Finish Guiding Light and Inspiration,
Start Gaudi inspired piece in the Garden,
More stone carving,
Carry on with healing blanket,
Paint Hall,
Mend hole in wall,
Re glaze interior doors,
Paint my bedroom,
tidy garden for autumn,
rearrange studio,
Make some Christmas presents,
Finish Ripples,
Fix bedroom window,
Christmas Cake,
Mend washing machine door.
Clean living room carpet,
PAINT. PAINT. PAINT.
Collate work for book done so far.
Take up Guitar and Saxophone again.
Master Cloning to get all of the above list done...

'lock it pout till it craps made me snirk !!

Just bought this for my sil for christmas, what do you think?

www.etsy.com/transaction/34764766

miitz - do me a clone at the same vtime please!

Hello

I am in ouchyville.

Lunch next.

Brian, have you passed your hormentals and period pains to me?

Yuk! I can't be ovulating again!!!

I am having a Fry's Peppermint Cream - ah.

Mittz - dear me that is a moosive list!!! Bless ya!!

Actually, I have about 7 loads of washing but I am glued to JK. I need subtitles!!