Come on baby LIGHT my fire!

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Hello.

I'm Mouse and I've managed to lose 5lbs in 2 weeks!!

This is a thread for those who want to shed some pounds, keep 'em off and spend their time MNing talking about nowt exciting how to eat more healthy foods.

Everyone is welcome!!!

Come me the other LIGHTer lot......

God Mouse must be very scary. A friend of ours dd jhad a cleft palete and recently had an op to correct. Has to have another though when she's about 10 I think, something to do with breaking the jaw after the adult teeth have come in?

I'm still bricking it re Mole's thumb op, should be sometime in Feb, I think.

DD1's teacher noticed it on Friday and said 'Oh she's got a ...' stopped then said 'Oh I just saw dd1 in her, never seen that before' as she's never seen mole before I think it was a quick cover up re the thumb, which weirdly after nmy woble earlier this year, doesnt bother me at all now

Brian, why does mole need an op on her thumb?

IIRC - Mole has more than she should?

What are you drinking tonight?

Double what the fuck you on about poppet? Was it touche? As in 'you got me there saf' ?

Bitter - thats a bummer, if you had child care costs it would pay for you to quit probably but without that you prob can't, you could switch to daytime shifts, claim childcare tax credits and then be at home in evenings (but dd would be in nursery).

Or you could tell me to fuck off and sort my own life out (will be back to 70 hour weeks come Jan )

She's got 3 thumbs Bitter, needs to have op to remove one. And we're having testing for Fanconi's anaemia, a non too pleasant disorder but very rare.

QUESTION FOR YOU - Was the one with the rather fake make up last night on x factor the one who's a prostitute??

I've not watched last nights x factor yet, so will get back to you.

No, feel free to sort my life out - someone has to.

At the risk of sounding Dim again, why does it need to be removed? Does it cause her trouble?

Yes I like guns..... ermmmm im walking backwards aout the thread now....

bitter its one thumb at the base but double width then when it gets up to the top joint-ish it splits into two totally formed thumbs, not like a skin tag, a whole new thumb. Will effect her picking things up, writing etc if she doesn't have it removed. They need to remove both (sort of) and make one new one from the two old ones. Teacher obviously saw it, gasped and then regained composure and tried to pretend she hadn't!!

saf - i thought that, felt desperately sorry for her, wanted to scrub her face and give her some confidence that wasn't based around looking like a lap dancer.

It's a chore sometimes double, but someone has to do it.

Think of it as I'm taking one for the team.

Ah, right brian, I was thinking of a whole extra digit, which is why I was confused.

bitter please explain what doubles on about, pretty please????

I don't know, my comment was directed at her wishing she was funnier.

I was merely pointing out it is exhausting to be as funny as me.

that is true bitter, it must be tiring for you

People just expect me to be 'switched on' all the time.

'Make us laugh Bitter, say something funny Bitter, start a funny thread Bitter'

It comes with the territory

it must crush you bitter, on a day to day basis, the weight of all that responsibility you must feel like Joe Pasquale