Come on baby LIGHT my fire!

[Mouseface]

Hello.

I'm Mouse and I've managed to lose 5lbs in 2 weeks!!

This is a thread for those who want to shed some pounds, keep 'em off and spend their time MNing talking about nowt exciting how to eat more healthy foods.

Everyone is welcome!!!

Come me the other LIGHTer lot......

Claire Sweeney has to be top of that list.

Hey Bitter!

Sorry work was shite. Glad you are having a beer. xx

Claire ugly bint is a yes from me.

yep her and bloody martine tlc mccutchenson

some prick who was off hollyoaks and was on celebrity love island, utter wanker.

vanessa feltz

anjelina jolie

john mccurrick (?)

terry christian

naomi campbell

russell brand

im supposed to be going to bed.

hi bitter poppet

my cousin used to do what you do shiftwise, all day with the children then when her husband got back from work she went and did 4 hours in a call centre in the evenings. Always wondered how the hell she did it. Bloody hardworking the pair of you.

If I don't do it, we don't eat. Nothing noble about it, it's neccessity.

I like Terry Christian and Russell Brand.

I HATE VICTORIA BECKHAM. She's the size of a MatchMaker chocolate.

Waste of oxygen. Twat.

Jimmy Nail - with a face like a bag of them.

And his wife - I used to work with her at pebble mill - total bitch.

She only needs half a fucking bullet.... way too thin to cope with a whole one!!

It was, but it was named after the BBC studio in Birmingham where it was filmed. I meant the studio, not the programme.

The programme was called 'The Really Useful Show' It was like a daytime version of watchdog.

Oh well, good job you are here to stear me in the right direction!!! ;0

FFS - Of course I'm Mouse. What can I do to prove it to you? Other than snog you. Again!!

Ah, but do you have a Zombie plan?

I'm scared of Zombies. They are a recurring nightmare for me.