The LIGHTer, brighter calorie fighters!!

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The title says it all really!!

I'm Mouse, I eat far too much cheese food and need to lose more than I did last week, all thanks to a long weekend away!

So, if you are looking to lose weight, keep off what you've already lost or just want to talk about general bollocks healthy eating etc, this is the thread for you!

'christ' no idea who chirst is

One of satn's elves?

Bitter - well remembered!!

Double - I'd be impressed too!!

at Brians all singing fanjo.

SAF - sounds fab. I'm in my pjs too!!! Have been for ages.

God, the thought of being out like years ago makes me shudder.

Bed soon, snuggles with MrM. It's cold here tonight. I'm shattered.

Nemo is asleep!!! Hoorah and DD has just asked me if she should ask a boy out via fb.

Whatever next? Sex over the phone?

I have decided DD will have nothing to do with boys until she is 25. Same for DS. No boys until he's 25.

Bitter - you are on form this evening.

SAF - yes, 11. 11 and wanting to ask a boy out. Dear God..... was I that young?

Hmm........ think I was a lot older!

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im back even though bitter refused 2 pass on my fb message anyway . pc kicked me out of mn.

no re web cam actually, well i have got one for dd to skype her father but its not fitted up to the pc at the mo (been sent off for 'cleaning' arf).

have got to go watch serial killers but in the meantime what do you think of this...

dd told me yesterday that last term a boy in her class flashed his bum at her and the others in the changing room before swimming. They all change together (7 girls 3 boys all 5 / 6). So we talked about it a bit, apparently he'd bent over and been waving his naked bum at them. They saw his penis too but I think that was accidental (and my, how dd sniggered when I said 'penis').

So today my friend gets called in at pick up time and the same boy has flashed his penis at her dd (shes in dd's class too) during MATHS! So is this normal or do I need to take out a hit on this 5 year old?!

For context this is the 5 year old that told another girl in the year that his dad would run her over and kill her in the playground Answers on a postcard...

See you in morning my lovelies x

I didn't even kiss a boy until I was 14. Not because I was particularly wholesome, I jus had a very flat chest and milk bottle glasses.

Bitter -

oops x posts.

I think it's kind of normal at that age. DS thinks being naked is hilarious and has mooned a couple of his schoolmates.

However, they thought it was hilarious too.

I think if your DD is uncomfortable a word with the teacher is in order? DS did get thouroughly told off by the teacher and I was informed. I think the issue is more the teacher handling it inappropriately (or not at all it sounds like) rather than a 5 year old being silly.

I got shut in the cupboard with a boy for I think 3 minutes at a party and we did NOTHING. The shame, that was how ugly I was! Pah.

Right bed xx

Night Brian. I was a horror too. Think less ugly duckling, more ugly swan.

I was thinking more bottom saf. I'm not trying to defend DS, but it was a one off incident where he was being silly. I suppose this is a slightly different situation though.

But boys that age do find nudity hilarious.

SAF - murder in the dark? DD played that today, one child is blindfolded and then has to find the others in a room, according to DD. Not sure what the shut in a cupboard one is? Sounds fun!

Bitter - I had train-track braces, thick specs, knots in string for legs and knees and was beyond ugly. I didn't grow into my teeth for years. My arms outgrew me and I was very clompy. BUT.......look at me now! Gorgeous!

Brian - erm........ I'd report his 'show' to the staff if he's been flashing his willy around too. He sounds like he wants attention (IYSWIM) but going about it all wrong.