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The LIGHTer, brighter calorie fighters!!

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Mouseface · 31/08/2010 14:57

The title says it all really!! Grin

I'm Mouse, I eat far too much cheese food and need to lose more than I did last week, all thanks to a long weekend away!

So, if you are looking to lose weight, keep off what you've already lost or just want to talk about general bollocks healthy eating etc, this is the thread for you!

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mittz · 03/09/2010 18:08

Can we worship at it Mouse? Wink

I should imagine long shaggy hair suits you you temptress Double. Thanks Mouse for the compliment Smile

This village rocks though. Locals were walking down the traffic build up to inform them of delays.

Apparently, touch wood he may have 'just' broken his pelvis.

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Mouseface · 03/09/2010 19:09

Good news Mittz, I hope he is 'ok'. It's like that here. Everyone helps each other out.

I love living here. We have a real sense of community. Not like in Manc!! They'd shoot rather than help you.

Feckers.

Sorry for the huge generalisation. Not all Mancs are gangsters.

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Mouseface · 03/09/2010 19:15

Erm.......

I can't really say!! I did used to know 2 very bad men. In my past. The kind that you do not mess with.

Ever.

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mittz · 03/09/2010 19:29

Well, I know someone who will ''sort folk out for a price'', dealers a murderer, gun toting cahboys and various other miscreants. We have our underworld.

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mittz · 03/09/2010 19:39

Oh no Double, that;s MY community I am talking about... about 25% of the population Grin

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 03/09/2010 19:40

Evening all. DC are finally in bed.

I am FattyMcRoundypants. I am stuffed full of spare ribs, chicken with cashews, prawn toast and special fried rice. Was lush.

And now I have a nice cold beer. Smile

I don't know anyone dodgy, I have obviously led a sheltered life.

Glad it wasn't as bad as it looked mittz, iyswim.

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Mouseface · 03/09/2010 20:00

Double - oh yes, a gangsters moll. I loved that part of it.

Until I found out just how bad these men were.

Bitter - I am stuffed too........ And having a shandy made from Becks no alcohol beer. It's nice with lemonade in, vile without!! Grin

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Mouseface · 03/09/2010 20:24

I feel sick. I've eaten too much. I feel like I need to do a really big fart! Grin

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TotalChaos · 03/09/2010 20:37

just been to a Crown carvery nearish our house -ye gods it was grim. the other ones we've been to further out were fine, now I see why they are much maligned on MN!

had 2 and half roast potatoes, veg, and roast turkey, so sort of damage limitation.Hmm.

now feeling hayfevery again!

work was a mixed bag - can't do more hours at the job I like, as the extra hours at the job I don't like (phone based, sigh) are apparently more important. but immediate threat to my job has lifted, so that is good. now if

BrianAndHisBalls · 03/09/2010 20:38

what have i missed

signed

miss short and sexy hair

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 03/09/2010 20:44

Ohh PHOTOS! NOW!

I feel I played a small part in the descision, it's the least you can do!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 03/09/2010 20:49

Hee hee. I have just added a new photo to the PornDog album. I swear to god it's not posed, I just went to check the TV listings and found her like that - complete with sulky face! Grin

BrianAndHisBalls · 03/09/2010 20:49

Haven't got any photos yet you buggers Grin

I think I like it but its a big shock after having long hair for 15 years, no longer. Its shoulder length at the front, shorter at back with lots of layers, same length as cheryl coles new do on x factor. Shes dried it all dead straight and its all swishy and shiny.
Just nice to have a 'style' rather than a ratty horrible ponytail Grin

SAF - I get the yawny thing, and I grind my teeth on them too. Mouse - I have same ones as saf, can highly recommend Smile

Miitz - glad to hear it might be better than first thought re the accident.

When I put photos up I'm going to slip one in of my love lounge. Ha! That'll get you fuckers!! Grin

Mouseface · 03/09/2010 20:50

SAF - tip....... put one alarm outside the room or well away from your bed.

Worked wonders for me! I'd stomp out to smash it to bits!! Grin

Oi!! Balls, get the pics up!!!

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BrianAndHisBalls · 03/09/2010 20:51

saf - before I went to hairdressers I had to take some diazepam, was so panicked about being in a place I couldn't just leave iyswim. Meant I had a very relaxing cut Grin

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 03/09/2010 20:53

We want pics we want pics.

(saf, must be nice to have DS back)

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Mouseface · 03/09/2010 21:24

Aww at stories SAF.

Nemo is currently kicking seven bells out of his cot!! Dear chirst child, sleep.

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