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The LIGHTer, brighter calorie fighters!!

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Mouseface · 31/08/2010 14:57

The title says it all really!! Grin

I'm Mouse, I eat far too much cheese food and need to lose more than I did last week, all thanks to a long weekend away!

So, if you are looking to lose weight, keep off what you've already lost or just want to talk about general bollocks healthy eating etc, this is the thread for you!

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TotalChaos · 31/08/2010 20:23

so you're on the dust diet then mousey Grin

prime - mouth zipped back up on Irish language subject...

dinner - plaice, small amount of mash and peas. so good and 'ealthy.

BrianAndHisBalls · 31/08/2010 20:27

Yo fuckers Grin

Am sat eating coconut ice with fudge in the middle. That'll lose me the 4 stone I need to shift Grin

How mature are you going to be on Thursday then you old sow??!

Hi new people - Im usually very nice but sunburn is making me crochety Grin

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Mouseface · 31/08/2010 21:01

Prime, you are fab. You always make me Grin

TC - yes, tis I who need to SERIOUSLY!!! fecking stop eating the food. Gawd, I can't stop. I have a tape worm, I swear!

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BrianAndHisBalls · 31/08/2010 21:16

she's lying she's always that rude Grin

mouse - have f'bd you

36 - Jaysus!!!!!!!!!!!! Double feel free to look through my male friends on facebook and let me know who you fancy Grin

excellent news re the interview, you indeed will be a very mature student Grin

TotalChaos · 31/08/2010 21:19

busy polishing my good mummy halo Wink

I find the minority language issue v. interesting, partly as I grew up using a smattering of one (Yiddish) myself. Interesting how different cultures are reflected in language/concepts

saf - no personal experience of valium, does it normally kick in straight away?

mousey - the tapewormness may be tied in to the dreaded hormentals, PMT often makes me crave carbs...

Mouseface · 31/08/2010 21:20

Have replied Brian.

Off to bed. DS has given up sleeping more so than before so I'm done in.

Night xxxxx

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BrianAndHisBalls · 31/08/2010 22:02

I hear you Double, bunch of tight fisted madams they are, I'm much more free and erm easy like that Grin

Am currently watching the last Final Destination film, good clean (silly) fun.

Mouse - sleep well poppet.

Double - thats the second time Ive seen 'blow in' in one day, never seen it before, first was on the traveller thread.

Feeling yourself - oh god stop it woman!! That reminds me, DD1 is a nightmare at the moment. I'll be sat there reading a book and have to keep saying 'come on poppet, hands out your pants' 'Come ON, DD, leave your bits alone!!' Grin

Im a lightweight with valium, 2mg and Im dead on the sofa moaning softly (with no feeling of oneself required).

Right finish film then bed. Tonight Mole went up at 7.30 and has yet to make a noise weirdly Hmm

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510fudge · 31/08/2010 22:11

Can I join in? Mummy tummy now slightly ridiculous now baby is 14 months old. i lost a stone with slimming world last year but the wegith is creeping up and DD's christening is in 3 weeks and would love to lose half a stone but seem to have NO motivation/willpower at all....

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 31/08/2010 22:42

Evening all - don't ask me about work.

Hello to Fudge and hairy.Smile

Double, well done on the student thing.

Saf, we will have to catch up properly when DS is back at school.

Night Mouse, Night Fluff, night TC.

My brain hurts.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 31/08/2010 22:44

Oh, and I am going to be a super focused Dukaning Shredding machine from Monday, if anyone wants to join me. Smile

BrianAndHisBalls · 31/08/2010 23:12

Will list the single non young ones for you tomorrow Double.

hello fudge, mmmmm fudge...

night all.

bitter - love the dog pics by the way Grin

Has anyone given me sympathy for my sunburn yet?? Buggers.

mittz · 01/09/2010 07:26

As long as DC's knew there was a time and place for bits fondling I just used to ask if it was nice!

Did I notice a couple of new posters jump in like prime said.. Smile

I got up really early and then realised there was no particular need Hmm

Oh god pleeeease can the DC's go back to school now.

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