The LIGHTer, brighter calorie fighters!!

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The title says it all really!!

I'm Mouse, I eat far too much cheese food and need to lose more than I did last week, all thanks to a long weekend away!

So, if you are looking to lose weight, keep off what you've already lost or just want to talk about general bollocks healthy eating etc, this is the thread for you!

FOUR paracetomol have not touched this headache.

Sorry, I know there are people in much worse shaope. I'm just having a whinge.

DD managed to get her nappy off. Let's just say she is good for my diet. I don't want to eat after scrubbing her down.

SAF - I am enlightened.

Bitter - water. Are you dehydrated?

Gawd, poo issues. Nemo has the nappies from Satn right now. He's teething again.

'Satan' FFS.

Aw, and there was I imagining Nemo had poos from santa.

I've just had a pint of water.

Bitter!! I have a vision of Santa covered in shite now!!

been awol trying to work twitter out, i have followers but no fucking idea what I'm doing

Im still in shock after being very robustly fingered examined by the gynae, jesus she wouldn't get out of my love tunnel vagina. Like a ferret up a friggin drainpipe she was.

saf - why thank you I think it may be down to my English degree

Yeah Brian, tell us all about ya fadge.

SAF - I am enlightened by your knowledge of poo issues and fibre and IBS.

Me too re doubles faces.

Indeed SAF. Would a bloke be able to talk about his nads all day? Er, bad example!

What I mean is, would a bloke be happy talking about his nads to a room of strangers all day?

God, I'll just give up!!

Don't you mean 'Oirish'?

oirish for gods sake, begorra, leprechans and other assorted stereotypes.

i'll fill you in on the honeymoon freshness shortly, got to pick dd up then tonight is hair chopping

Brian!!! Yay for hair chopping!!!!

I bet you'll look uber sexy. I always feel brill when I have a new do. Mind you, mine is far too short for that!

Maybe I could go for a cheeky bit of colour? Hmm.......