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The LIGHTer way to enjoy chocolate...........

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Mouseface · 20/08/2010 19:50

....... is not to eat any!!!!! Grin

Welcome to thread number four. It's a thread with healthy eating, losing weight or maintaining weight loss in mind.

Also, just chattng about life, love and laundry really!!

I'm Mouse. Cheese is my weakness, I know, I know, hard to believe! Grin

I have several a few pounds to lose.

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/08/2010 20:38

Saf, I thought of you when I saw the thread asking whether French Toast is savoury or sweet.

I wanted to go and post "Butter is Switzerland" Grin.

TotalChaos · 23/08/2010 20:42

would be more impressed if your boss had insisted on sending you home in a taxi Bitter!

aaaaah home made truffles sound the very definition of lush...

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Mouseface · 23/08/2010 20:45

Hey Bitter. Smile

Double - I may have to try that out. Yum.

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FluffyCut · 23/08/2010 20:47

hair a la bitter is on friday the 3rd i think, of sept at 7pm. first appt i could get with woman i wanted after 5pm (so dp could have children).

send me some fudge double i love it, lthough feeling slightly sick as been eating tiramusi cant spell.

off to bed, dp is expecting more filthy sex as per usual Grin hes an animal i tell ya Grin

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/08/2010 20:54

Double - we still say that in our house. Blush

I hink tbh going to work probably did me a favour.

I was too busy dealing with Twunts who would rather stand in a queue and complain about it than move their greggs spawned massive arses 6 feet to a checkout that has no queue, to remember I felt like shit.

Because it would be too much effort to take their crisps, spam and turkey twizzlers laden trolley that far.

I served one land cow woman with her poor overweight preschoolers. She spent twenty fucking quid on crisps, and of her whole eighty quid weekly shop there was not a single piece of fruit or hint of anything green.

It was all frozen, proccessed, sugar laden, salty crap. Just like 70% of the people that shop in my particular branch.

And breathe.

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/08/2010 20:56

On a lighter note - yay for haircut Fluffs!

Mouseface · 23/08/2010 21:02

Fluffs - we expect photo's ya knows!

Bitter - I hate that. When they just fester in a queue, staring into space moaning and all they have to do is fecking step sideways!!!

Argh.

Right. Bed here for me. I'm done in.

No sleep as DS was restless = sore pelvis and hip today.

MrM is doing my head in too. I can't be hormental so soon can I???? I feel that way.

So I'm going to take my moany arse off to bed with DS. I'll read whilst he drops off.

Night lighter lovelies!!! xxxx

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/08/2010 21:17

Double, I've said it before but you have a one track mind.

And That track is the Dirt track. Wink

BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/08/2010 21:20

Night Saf, Night Mousie. Man Alive, you make me feel like such a night owl!

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/08/2010 21:38

I bloody love hot fuzz. Simon Pegg is a genius.

The spot on my chin isturning into a second chin. Hmm

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/08/2010 21:49

I already have several chins.

This spot is just a beacon to highlight their location.

Do you think I could get away with one of those beard nets that men wear in catering?

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BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger · 23/08/2010 21:59

Nightie night lightweight saf xx Wink

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