The first rule about LIGHTer Club..

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Is you don't talk about Lighter club

Only Joking - No Rules.

Welcome to our second thread, lots of chat and healthy eating.

I'm Bitter, have about 7lb to lose. Eating Less, Moving more.

Oh Mouse not directly, but I am a lone parent, partlyon benefits, with a tramp stamp, my children have had fruit shoots and sausage rolls, never worn boden,

It truly doesn't irk me but for the fact that they need to judge. It matters to some folk, and they know not the harm that they do. Or if they do, then shame on them..

miitz - he was talking about me duh

double - i was getting really het up the other day and realised what a sad twat i was being, that cartoon - "someone is WRONG on the internet!" was so right - who cares!!

Mittz - that's shite but better, otherwise they'd have me to answer to! Leave the LIGHTer ladies alone!!

Gggrrrrr.....

Please don't double.

Double!!

Let's face it, he is only human and has red blood flowing though his veins!

Why wouldn't he love you?

Double , I'll go first (me and DP):

11pm DP - "Can I get you anything? tea? cake?"

Me - "What are you after??"

DP - "nothing! I was just being nice!"

2 minutes later.... arm goes round back... waits for advert break...

leans over, kisses... etc etc. for about 2.5 seconds.

Afterwards - fag. The bit I always looked forward to, AND NOW I DONT SMOKE!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Beat that sucker!!!!

Fluffs - you crack me up!!! 2.5 seconds.......... do you get it twice then????

Nah, Mouse surely that includes the time it takes to order the chinese?

and the wiping on the curtains.

Fluffs!!!!!!

Eewwwww! But

Hello all, did ww weigh in in the carpark today as we were locked out and surprised myself by only putting on 1.5 pounds despite all the cider, beer and mohitos I was chugging down over the weekend. Just need to try and get out of party mode.

Mittz are you going to meet the directors?

And hello everyone else

Hey Fanny, I would not be impressed at being weighed in a carpark, but sounds like you got away with a good weekend prety lightly.

Ew @ curtain wiper. That's worse than a ham toucher.

Hello Fanny. Nice to see you and well done on not putting lots on!

Double - is he handsome or geeky looking in it?

Fanny, I certainly will if and when the meeting is arranged.

I find icy blue eyes a bit scary. Don't know why.

at weigh in in a carpark

'i'll go down laughing'?? no wonder he said you were shit in the sack

actually dp no longer curtain wipes, we have to use rubber these days. and yes the 2.5 includes opening the packet.

double - im lost are you talking about swayze or boynextdoor??

right, off for bath i am stinky. night all x