The first rule about LIGHTer Club..

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Is you don't talk about Lighter club

Only Joking - No Rules.

Welcome to our second thread, lots of chat and healthy eating.

I'm Bitter, have about 7lb to lose. Eating Less, Moving more.

No worries SAF - catch up next week?

lizzy - i dont care where you post as long as you post here too so i have another person to admire my fantastic wit and beauty and tightness.

saf - bloody hell. so when you do the work will it be voluntary?

I am not worthy

That is fab, Saf, sounds very interesting and challenging, good for you.

Fluffy you are a fabulous witty beauty, I am afraid that you are over-egging the tightness though. Neighbour says otherwise

I hate housework

at Fluff and her, ahem, 'tightness'!!

Lizzy - I knew what you meant, post away lovely!!

Plus, I second fluffs, as long as you come and keep me motivated with Jillian Bitch Face!! I'll me a happy Mouse

'be' FFS!

Course it's fine Lizzy... it makes it easier for me to stalk you and I can snog you on here .

Lizzy is officially Lovely and in RL.

I hate the cattiness on MN sometimes and the judgeyness, long hair, vests benefits. I guess some people thrive on it but tis not for me. I like a bit of sassy banter but anything else makes me shrink.
I don't want to be hard and harsh and street savvy.

The kids are so tetchy and it is starting to rattle me. Both spoiling for fights.

Had a hug from DS though and he wanted to rub noses like he and I used to when he was wee... DD and I used to put our foreheads together and very quietly 'hum'.

We eskimo kiss as well Mittz!
And do cheek to cheek dancing, have done that with them since they were babies.

Aww, glad to hear you still do that

Fluffs - see what you mean about that blog thread........

I heard you were tight Fluff - never get a round in if I hear correctly.

I read that last post as 'We Eskimos kiss as well' and was I never realised Lizzy was an Inuit.

DC ratty here too Mittz. Only 1 hour 45mins until bedtime. And counting.

Saf enjoy your night and I'll see you soon x

miitz - long hair? what do they say re long hair?

we do nose rubbing too.

the neighbour is very very small hence him not appreciating the tightness. but dont tell double.

i had a total panic attack last night, i suddenly realised i would never have a day on my own for the next 5 years, unless say my parents/friend do babysitting. and even then it would only be one night, my mind started spinning and i felt a little claustrophobic. when dd was quite little exh and i split up so (back then not now obviously cos hes a cunt) he used to do 2 nights a week. maybe i should dump dp??

Fluffs!! Norty, no dumping DP.

Oh, I think the general concensus was that it made little boys look like chavs... the insult of the moment.

I think I have had almost my entire existance dissed somewhere on MN recently. (Said with a measure of pride!) But oh the irony of these goddess like creatures of perfection behaving like pre pubescant schoolgirls, giggling and sniggering behind their manicures and I presume, faultless lives..

Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one should passover in silence, in my humble opinion.

oh!! i thought you meant long hair on women

i agree with your last sentence entirely miitz, i dont always live up to it im afraid (by a long chalk) but i do try to.

its the casual cruelty i dont like, so if you have a point of view and things get eated, fine. but, like on the blog thread earlier, people were being mean not because they cared or were passionate but just because they could. sad.

off out shortly to a literarararay type debate thing, to do with Asimov and robots and truth. can't entirely be arsed to go, but it's my mate leading it and I actually suggested the author, still am sure it is good for the soul to socialise.

mittz - there has been an undercurrent on here that can get a bit sneering about the poor/working classes for as long as I've posted on here - I think it's actually got a bit better over the years, as MN has become more diverse. I tick the vast majority of MN swearwords - there's some stuff I just wouldn't post about on the main forums, I ring fence what I allow about myself.

Well, I'm common as muck and skint as they come. Doesn't mean I'm not fabulous.

Leave the shallow bitter creatures to their carping. They must have an emptiness in their lives that they need to fill by putting others down to make themeselves feel better.

tc - i think there is weirdly inverted snobbery though too, i got my arse chewed off once because i posted about exh not paying enough maintenance, i got 100x 'well you should think yourself lucky, i only get 5p PER milleneum' 'Well my exh TAKES £4million a month OFF us!' etc etc. I'd mentioned private school fees, never again im telling you

oh and i remember when someone posted in aibu 'aibu to be upset that mum/dad have only seen dd 3 times in a year' out come the 'OH! You are soooo ENTITLED! My parents SPIT at my dc in the street!' 'you are so spoilt you bitch, my parents killed themselves just so they could avoid seeing my children, and why SHOULDNT THEY?? THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO THEIR OWN LIVES YOU CHEEKY WHORE'

sorry got carried away there.

It really can be the dog's testicles at times innit!?

TC - hello lovely, hope you are ok.

Mittz - who the hell would dis you? And why? You're wonderful.

I don't much like the general 'vibe' of certains threads of late. I've been keeping my head down TBH. It galls me to see folk ripped apart. There seems to be a lot of 'picking on' around and as you say Fluffs, just because they can. Sad.

'Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one should passover in silence'

Perfect Mittz, simply perfect.

I met your fella in passing ID.. he was muttering something about a divine goddess, silvern of tongue and all other women dissolving into the shadows before her light...worshipping at her temple into eternity.... No worries there delicious one!