The first rule about LIGHTer Club..

[BitterAndTwistedChoreDodger]

Is you don't talk about Lighter club

Only Joking - No Rules.

Welcome to our second thread, lots of chat and healthy eating.

I'm Bitter, have about 7lb to lose. Eating Less, Moving more.

Double - which thread........

New name for a kitten? Rex, Rover, Woof?

Or Gin, Voddi, Stella (for a girl kitten) Becks,

Or Sprockett, Max, Eddie, Galore?

Lovely slow worm Mittz. DP rescuded a bird that had got confused and stuck in the flat stairwell yesterday.

I think you should always give pets names that you wouldn't give a person.

Double - DO NOT GET 2!!!

We have 2 horrid fecking cats that I am trying to re-home.

They are ferral!!! Evil feckers. They fight and spray everywhere. They have been banished to the outhouse.

Eew.

I like Vader. And Sid. How about Sid the in Vader?

Yes, get 2, it will be fun to watch them play together

Our cat is called Cat. I think Dave is possibly the best name for an animal, closely followed by Keith.

My DSS's family dog is called Dave, it he is he with the delicious ears!

Our friends have just got a new dog - George. DS's middle name is George

Would you be upset if your neighbour/landlord put 25 fish in your pond without asking?

we are sort of friends but it is a wildlife pond,

''Goldfish eat dragonfly eggs, newt eggs, toad eggs and many other pond insect eggs. Such fish are simply an alien species when added to a wildlife pond whereby the ecology of this mini bio-system is destroyed.''

I could cry. Really really cry.

I have actually FB'd him. Now I am angsty about it causing tension. I am just not fit for this world.

hes a bit thick miitz

double - female cats dont spray. get 2 girl kittens.

want to go to sleep but children here.

Oh Mittz, that is not on.

Our dog is called Guinness, he is balck and white and was rescued from Ireland. His briother was called Murphy but we had to rehome him.

My last dog was called Harry Hairbrush.

We had whippets when I was growing up called Fairy, Oscar, Tuesday and Vicious.

My cat is called George.

My last horse was called Sid.

The 2 evil cats are neutered. They still fecking spray.

Mittz - poor you! Why on earth did he do it? Did he think he was doing you a favour?

Double - at BSNN loving you and at you bellowing 'Roger' down the street.

I had a stick intsect, well lots cos they don't last long, as a kid........ it was called Jeff. DD had a snail (well, several, they kept dying so I'd replace them when she was at school) called Brian(s).

I had a rabbit called Queenie and a dog called Pops when I was about 6.

Our nice cat is Mabel. She's staying. She was a rescue cat and is very placid.

Mouse - our last male cat did too, had to rehome in the end, was spraying up the moses basket I couldnt cope anymore. He was neutered and had always been fine then a neighbourhood cat came round and started figting him in te garden and he got so stressed hed spray up the back door, the front door all round garden (fine) but then up te sofa, your legs , on clothes, in the wardrobes, it was just terrible. I spoke to lots of charities and they said he needed to be in a single cat household with lots of land to feel comfortable so wouldnt spray. So we rehomed (very sadly) but it was such a relief when done.

Miitz - its not you, its him, hes a bit silly. Who would put goldfish in a wild pond?? Weird.

Double - can i have a quick go on your neighbour please? Am feeling a little rusty.