STUPIDO recipes in kids cookery books

[FolornHope]

to celebrate becoming a " free reader" ds brought home a book. it is the most stupid cookery book in the world.
GUESS the kids recipes cliches therein pliz

scrambled eggs with a bit of green stuff on top

OH YES
one point
they call them " scrambles" no egg mentioned

Chocolate crispy cakes

YES TO KEBABS
YES TO REPTILIAN BREAD ( crocodile with olives as eyes)

Cheese on toast?
Some kind of pepper ingeniously transformed into a boat with the aid of a little cocktail stick?
Something made in the shape of a smile

Anything that assumes that they might eat vegetables in any shape or form seems quite stupido to me, unfortunately. I have vegetarian children that won't eat anything that isn't white carbs.

YES to crispy cakes

they are ALL So ££ " make eyes out of blueberries" are you mad?

so we made flapjack

sandwiches with faces

( agree bint)

no BURGER FACE
so close

hey they have bread and bytter pud and a chicken and bacon salad so hey not so bad there

ok soups

guess the soups

I got one last week form the library with the most exquisitely constructed sandwich cottage with a little garden and fence. Madness.

hahah! i win there
they have made toadstools

GUESS HOW?

minestrone...all those lovely vegetables kids adore eating

LOl remember a poster called daddycool having a thread on here ( before he shagged another mn er iirc)
called " every kid loves pasta well mINE DOESNT"

lol

Jacket potato mice always crop up in the ones we get....

no guess again
soups or toadstools

Toadstools - marshmallows or painted mushrooms [grasping at straws]

no get this
HARD BOILED EGGS with tomato tops

hey they have garlic bread in there that is normal

daddycool thread

Fisherman's parcels.

Toadstools -- boiled egg with half a tomato on top. Bits of the egg cut up as spots.