STUPIDO recipes in kids cookery books

[FolornHope]

to celebrate becoming a " free reader" ds brought home a book. it is the most stupid cookery book in the world.
GUESS the kids recipes cliches therein pliz

"Fisherman's parcels. "

OMG what are they?!

layton wins.
SOUPS
are a CARVED OUT PUMPKIN
with pupkin soup in it " erggh mum its orange"

well i think i've fallen a little bit in love with daddycool. have nothing to contribute on kid's recipes though.

Arrgghh I can't believe I didn't get eggs, I remember doing that in Brownies a looooooong time ago.

you werent the first sm

lets have a thread about him

i'm going to do some research on him first and eat my dinner.

LOLOL
i started ta htread

They are about the only thing I remember making from a kid's cookery book - they were squares of cod wrapped in foil and that's about all I remember. They were rank.

"pancake pals"
panckaes with faces

Just for the record DaddyCool has been erroneously maligned on this thread following a case of mistaken identity

gosh yes good call lonicera

here to help

This is the book my mum got me when I was little. The cover is different but the inside is just the same. It's ace. One of the best cookbooks ever. I still use it now!

tomato soup?
stupids amounts of sweet things - cakes, sweets, desserts..

Fishfinger sandwich?
Ds1 has a cook book with said sandwich in it, complete with tomato sauce. Who doesn't know how to make one?

annabel karmel adn a ridiculously fussy dd cured off every looking at these books. there is no fecking point in sculpting food into comedy shapes your children are not stupid.

i had as a kid in the 70s a fab ladybird one.
cant find online

here

Is it the Anabel Karmel book that has recipes for sandwiches? I think I closed it permanently after I saw that.

today I actually tried the much-vaunted kids cookbook trick of freezing banans then blendin gthem with milk to make no-icecream milkshake

I was expectign it to be awful but it was fab and -I- dd wolfed it

overripe bananas will no longer become muffins chez badge

As for the recipes in the Roald Dahl Revolting Recipes book. I get the feeling no-one has actually tested them. We certainly can't make them work...

oh bugger just chucked two bananas out