STUPIDO recipes in kids cookery books

[FolornHope]

to celebrate becoming a " free reader" ds brought home a book. it is the most stupid cookery book in the world.
GUESS the kids recipes cliches therein pliz

"Fisherman's parcels. "

OMG what are they?!

layton wins.
SOUPS
are a CARVED OUT PUMPKIN
with pupkin soup in it " erggh mum its orange"

well i think i've fallen a little bit in love with daddycool. have nothing to contribute on kid's recipes though.

Arrgghh I can't believe I didn't get eggs, I remember doing that in Brownies a looooooong time ago.

you werent the first sm

lets have a thread about him

i'm going to do some research on him first and eat my dinner.

LOLOL
i started ta htread

They are about the only thing I remember making from a kid's cookery book - they were squares of cod wrapped in foil and that's about all I remember. They were rank.

"pancake pals"
panckaes with faces

Just for the record DaddyCool has been erroneously maligned on this thread following a case of mistaken identity

gosh yes good call lonicera

here to help

This is the book my mum got me when I was little. The cover is different but the inside is just the same. It's ace. One of the best cookbooks ever. I still use it now!

tomato soup?
stupids amounts of sweet things - cakes, sweets, desserts..

Fishfinger sandwich?
Ds1 has a cook book with said sandwich in it, complete with tomato sauce. Who doesn't know how to make one?

annabel karmel adn a ridiculously fussy dd cured off every looking at these books. there is no fecking point in sculpting food into comedy shapes your children are not stupid.

i had as a kid in the 70s a fab ladybird one.
cant find online

here

Is it the Anabel Karmel book that has recipes for sandwiches? I think I closed it permanently after I saw that.

today I actually tried the much-vaunted kids cookbook trick of freezing banans then blendin gthem with milk to make no-icecream milkshake

I was expectign it to be awful but it was fab and -I- dd wolfed it

overripe bananas will no longer become muffins chez badge

Knickerbocker Glory
Ice cream soda

Think it was an AK book which said to make your sandwiches into little trains or boats (picture of sandwich shaped like flying scotsman, with cress 'smoke', carrot axles and half cucumber wheels etc ) "your toddler will soon let you know his preferences!"

Next chapter, how to make a rod for your own back...

As for the recipes in the Roald Dahl Revolting Recipes book. I get the feeling no-one has actually tested them. We certainly can't make them work...

oh bugger just chucked two bananas out