I have just inadvertently made nipple cakes

[moodlum]

For my first foray into running the cake stall at the PTA Autumn fair this afternoon I have made some lovely fairy cakes..

Except that, if you can imagine a little round pale (ish) fairy cake - a goodly blob of slightly darker pink icing - rounded off with a pink smartie, you have, in fact, successfully created a nipple cupcake.

Should have just bought

I inadvertantly made some vagina puffs the other day. I took a photo, adn will post them on my profile later.

Vagina puffs? Were they a success? We should put them together and make some sort of sordid cake stall

ROFL. Congratulations moodlum. Hope the sale goes well - perhaps you should offer to wrap them in a plain brown paper wrapper to avoid embarrassment?

LynetteScavo - I am and not sure if I dare look at your profile.

I think to disguise them with hundreds and thousands would only make them look even more sordid

Tassels?

The puffs are now up loaded - the photo is poor, but you I think you'll get the idea.

Tassels then?

mmmmm...vagina puffs, my favourite!

lol

LynetteScavo - your vagina puffs look.... well, like vaginas. I had hoped you were exaggerating but your description is 100% accurate. I've tried typing about 5 different comments, but they all end up sounding v.v.rude given the context.

I'll take a photo on my mobile and then try and work out how to upload it.

Lynette - if I ever need vagina puffs I know where to come.

Take care not to send pic to PTA head or some such disaster

I can see this appearing in Round-up

lol
Will look out for them on saturday

Vagina puffs

I can't think of anything to say that isn't completely vulgar

I think you meant to do it.

Things people will do to not get roped in to PTA I think you are in real danger of not being allowed to wear a tabard when manning the teapot.

ROFL at vagina puffs

Like piprabbit I clicked on the photos expecting to see something that you had to work at to make into vagina but there indeed was a little smorgasbord of fanjo flatbreads.

There has to be a joke about eating them and culinary, cunnilingus...

puff diving ?

tree is right
on some level you wanted to mnake them.

I think you should take some time to reflect.

have a puff while you are pondering

Roaring at puff diving. Still haven't got anything to say that isn't complete filth.

I failed to listen to my filthometer.

I really need to get my eyes tested.

I thought you'd said in title
"I've made some inverted nipple cakes"

Crying at my desk for the second time today. Everyone is going to think there is a terrible tragedy that I am bravely keeping to myself.

Filth away, Pag!