I have just inadvertently made nipple cakes

[moodlum]

For my first foray into running the cake stall at the PTA Autumn fair this afternoon I have made some lovely fairy cakes..

Except that, if you can imagine a little round pale (ish) fairy cake - a goodly blob of slightly darker pink icing - rounded off with a pink smartie, you have, in fact, successfully created a nipple cupcake.

Should have just bought

would inverted nipple cakes be a better or worse result?

I want to make some of these for the christmas fayre at school.

Wouldn't that be mini-upside down cakes? Or you could just do butterfly cakes and not put the "wings" on.

Dare I ask for the recipe for the filo fanjos?

(Just that I'm intruiged at what the stuff oozing out the middle is...)

surely you mean the artfully crafted filling rather than 'stuff oozing out the middle'?

Your description does not truly recognise the workmanship here.
FGS - they were not thrown together and shoved in the oven !

Fanjipans?

No. That doesn't really work does it.

I should go and do my ironing shouldn't I?

[snort @ puff diving]

lmao

Pag have you been on a comedy course this week?

Fanjipans indeed

Ironing is overrated. Trust me.

Nah

I was just a child in the 60's when Carry- On was king.....
One dimensional smut seems to be a talent.

I will listen to your expert opinion re ironing

"Fanjipans"... ahahahahaha, I'm going to get fired.

Try waving, it's much more fun.

ROFL at franjipans and smorgasbord of fanjo flatbreads.

Moodlum
I do think that you should take the nipple cakes. It will be the last time the scary PTA chairperson will ever ask you to do something.

For gagamama, and anybody else who would like to create some edible fanjos,to impress your friend and family, it's very easy.

Take some puff pastry and cut into circles. Place some summer frutis in the centre of the circle (I used Sainsburys frozen summer fuit).
Fold the pastry over into a semi circle, and seal the edges...but obviously not too tightly, and bake. (I bake everything on 180'C untill it looks ready.)

Oh, and add osme sugar to the fruit. I didn't and they wern't very tasty.

I was actually trying to make sweet pasties for DC's lunch boxes. Funnily enough, I didn't send any of them in to school.

This thread reminds me of that Fanny Craddock joke

Johnnie finishes programme with " Goodbye and may your doughnuts look like Fannys"

(If any of you claim to not know who Fanny Craddock is I will sulk.)

Don't worry Pag, I too am a child of the 60's and I know my Fanny's from my Galloping Gourmets

I think we could come up with an entire X-rated cake stall between us all....

So far we have:
cakey nipples (moodlums)
vagina puffs (LynetteScavo)
fanjipans (pagwatch)
fanjo flatbreads (pagwatch)

Any volunteers to bake the crumpets, muffins and tarts?

How about an X rated cook book?

Fully ilustrated, for sale to over 18's only.

I{grin] at my spelling!

I can't be on that list. I am simply naming the cakes - gaining cheap laughs off the backs of other peoples talent.
I am the Simon Cowell of bakery erotica.

Ladies - no-one bought my nipple cupcakes.

No-one thought it was vaguely amusing when I pointed out what they reminded me of. In fact, I think they think I'm quite weird.

And, to make it worse someone put the nipple cup cakes next to some cakes which I could only describe as fanjo buns. Like lynette's puff but less puff more sponge. Identical almost. It said madeira cakes, but actually they were small oval shaped cakes with a vertical split down the centre and dark jam oozing out. Most unfortunate.

TBH, they were so rude I almost wanted to ask around to see if anyone had been on this nipple cupcake thread before they had arrived at the cake sale, but, as my reputation as a nipple fixated fiend was already firmly established, I thought better of it.

Nipple cup cake anyone?

I'll have a nipple cupcake please, if there's one going spare....I have no shame. After all, I am the woman who made poo ice cream (and ate it all when everyone else turned it down).

ROFL at thought of people incredulously eyeing the nipple/fanjo platters at the cake sale and edging away quickly.

Poo ice-cream? Do tell!

Poo ice cream - sounds perfect for my next foray into PTA baking