I have just inadvertently made nipple cakes

[moodlum]

For my first foray into running the cake stall at the PTA Autumn fair this afternoon I have made some lovely fairy cakes..

Except that, if you can imagine a little round pale (ish) fairy cake - a goodly blob of slightly darker pink icing - rounded off with a pink smartie, you have, in fact, successfully created a nipple cupcake.

Should have just bought

In my defence, it wasn't meant to be poo ice cream.

It was meant to be vanilla with a lovely chocolate fidge ripple.

But the chocolate fudge coagulated into a giant turd and sank. I was using a wide shallow tub to make the ice cream, so the log remained clearly visible - a poo in a sea of custard....

It tasted lovely, but for some reason noone would share it with me, especially after DD christened it poo ice cream.

I think the problem was you didn't do a proper arrangement of nipples and fanjos, and sell them as edible art. Try Harder.

Poo ice cream. LOL. Maybe it was because you used fidge rather than fudge? Hilarious.

Oops - sorry, you are probably right .

fanjo flatbreads? Do they have a tuna filling?

Sorry, sorry, sorry!

Grand

no need to apologise. This thread has no base level.

at poor Moodlum snurking at her nipple cakes while everyone remained deadly serious.

oh god - I am heavily pregnant - I have just nearly wet myself at this thread. Absolutely in fits of laughter - DH actually read his first ever MN thread due to my cackling - whatever must he think as this as an introduction?! I have tears pouring down my face.

weegle that makes me proud and happy to help make you cry with laughter.

After today's failure to make the PTA laugh, I'm just pleased to find people on common comical ground..

Weegle
lease tell him I am usually very demure. I am having a strange day clearly.

But I bet he's secretly thinking yum at piprabbits poo icecream?

no - but he does keep sniggering - which whilst watching some boring drivel about the Orient Express is entirely unrelated to his viewing - so you can all be credited with that

honestly - this thread has made my evening

Just been inspecting my nipple cake (thanks moodlum), and realised there is a whole minefield around the correct technique for eating the damn thing it.

Do I bite off the smartie first, tweak it off with my fingers, or just wolf the cake down in one mouthful??

Am refusing to even consider how to tackle a vagina puff (am ignoring puff diving comments in attempt to retain my bladder control sanity).

eeek. no twiddling I think. Nibbling the smartie off first? Perhaps not licking the icing off? then all in one. Remember, more than a handful's a waste, so you may as well gobble it up...

Moodlum, brilliant, I'm crying, I would have had one of your and snurked too, hopefully not at the same time.

aaargh, your cakes

I think "summer fruits" was a poor choice of filling for a vagina puff.

Although I suspect whipped cream or custard may have been worse.

Or both

Soupdragon, I think that might be why no one has mentioned eclairs yet...

Please stop - I am laughing so much DH is complaining I am spoiling Spooks for him!

Oh arse cakes! I forgot to watch Spooks!

hmmm - arse cakes....