bar of chocolate etiquette

[FluffyMummy123]

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I HAVE BEEN DRINKING
iAM SENDING YOU EMAIL
IT IS 4000000000 WORDS LONG BUT WORHT IT

Ahem.

I have scarfed mucho vino and beero today.

I am completely undisciplined unless I am on a diet .

Tragic.

My dh is annoyingly disciplined.

so refined...

'2 small glasses of wine a night'

more of a hooverer here. Chocolate I can take or leave though, never had a sweet tooth.

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I can make a bottle of wine last 3 nights (DH doesn't drink). I use a vacuum pump.
Chocolate, we both have a max a couple of squares and not every night so the bar lasts for the week.

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Can have one glass and leave the rest with cork in for another night.
Chocolate however...well, that is why I am a heifer.

I am an all or nothing gal.

i can easily have just one small glass of wine and a couple of squares of chocolate. If i have the divine dark stuff don't want any more.

Would rather drink wine regularly but small amounts. Of course am still bf so can't really handle more than one glass after DS in bed.

I can eat mucho chocolate, but I always stop when I start feeling sick.

Likewise, I always stop drinking beer (not wine, generally, I don't like it ) when I feel that I can't hold on to the floor any longer

Chocolate doesn't last 5 minutes in my posession I like wine but could easily have a small glass and let the rest go off in the fridge.

Eat the LOT

I have to

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Hoover here.

I actually drink one bottle then get annoyed that there isn't another glass, just one more.

Bottles of wine should be ever so slightly larger.

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Can take or leave wine, but take, take, take the chocolate till there's none left.

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we still have chocolates left from Christmas. thats probably a bit sad!
wine, half a bottle is my limit else I feel

OH yes.

No - bottle open - bottle drunk! I can take or leave the chocolate though....

(well sometimes i can manage a little more wine )

I haven't had chocolate for ages but can very easily just have a small bit and leave the rest.

Wine, I can easily not drink at all (don't generally drink in the week and haven't done for ages, years really, stick to this 85%+ of the time) but can easily drink a bottle or more on a Friday/Sat night. But red wine, oddly, I can easily just have one glass, it's white / Champange I neck.

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I used to be an extremely all or nothing person - to the point where it was rather self-destructive. Ahem. Then I went away for an intense period of, er, retraining and have been a one or two small glasses woman for a looong time since. I can also stick at one strip of squares from a bar of chocolate. In the bad old days I used to demolish 200g in one go.

I never get the chance to eat all the chocolate.
Especially the crispy white one from G&B. I open it, eat a tad and DP scoffs the rest before I've looked.