You would hate me then.
I cook smoked haddock in a pan with rice and a mix of water and orange juice.
@RosesAndHellebores try this. Dried apricots soaked overnight, they look a bit like egg yolks.
Put a bit of brie in the hole, wrap in streaky bacon and bake for 10-15 mins.
I think many things can be improved with a dollop of mango chutney, cheese, sandwiches, crackers instead of cheese try it.