Family members are visiting over Christmas.
No dairy as one member has an allergy.
No roast as they will have at least two, if not three over the festive period. No post Christmas curry type meal as they do version they like and we’d just get an unfavourable comparison.
Ideally No chicken/poultry as I can’t imagine they’ll want it again. No fish as one family member doesn’t like it and is liable to make ‘yuck’ type comments.
No salt for a health concern/general dislike.
No onions, garlic or spices.
No condiments.
No cooked in sauce type things.
They like very bland food and prefer traditional British type stuff. I’d be happy to make two versions if it got me roughly in the right area.
What the hell can I make?