Is there anything wrong with eating a whole Malt Loaf?

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You know the Soreen stuff...

Cos I have just had 2 slices laden with butter and it was delish....lovely and soft and gooey...not stale int he slightest.

I want More....I am struggling to resist

I think you know the answer to this question...

go on! you know you want to (I tend to "limit" myself to 4 (thick) slices at once, and then the other half also cut into 4 thick slices later......

I buy the ready sliced, so the slices aren't that thick...

I'm afraid that Soreen malt loaf has been tempting women in this manner for generations.

Once opened, it must be eaten straightway, and all by the same person.

You'll make yourself sick!!

well it makes little difference whether they're thick slices or thin slices (you really should buy the unsliced - it's much cheaper!), it's all the same size when you put it all toghther (I just have thick slices so I don't feel too greedy)

you could save some for me

Think I might have to nip into the shops on way home and get one now!!!!!!

You might gum your mouth up completely and never again be able to prise your teeth apart.

Not at all - in fact i think it may be the law to eat a whole one................... you wouldn't want to break the law would you?

perfectly normal behaviour

...SMS trys not to drop crumbs on the keyboard...

...I can't slice the unsliced ...but the ready sliced is very gooey today...

...it has fruit in it right? tis one of my 5 a day then..

now thats just a waste

depends whether your name is Doreen or not....

If you weren't meant to eat the whole thing then they would make them bigger to deter you.

Nothing wrong with it whatsoever imo.....

yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy

must go and get some in this week's shop.

Have you tried it with almond butter?

[falls into submissive state of dreaminess, drool trickles down chin]

Oh! Hmm. Don't know what happened then. Must have dozed off. Have woken with several malt loaf packets on the floor around me and crumbs around my lips.

I want malt loaf now!!!

it gives you black lumps in your teeth

but i LOVE it

there is only one question here. can you hide the packet? dcs will not forgive you if you fail. if you succeed.....malt loaf? what malt loaf?

I love it. I think of it as cake that's healthy...is that wrong? OK the butter, and sometimes the philadelphia is not helping...

A whole loaf is more than possible. Indeed it is probable.

OMG I love Malt loaf, and have been known to inhale a whole one in one sitting. You know its got zero calories, don't you? Same as Jaffa Cakes. The end pieces of the Malt Loaf are the best.

i thought it was just me!

i struggle to only have a couple of slices. my dp never gets a look in though as a couple of slices soon turns into the whole thing.

i think the problem is, they are too small. if the loaf was bigger there'd be more opportunities for sharing.