I am a potato

[ArseSpud]

I am a bottom

You're making yourself sound very inviting, AS! I would eat you now if you hadn't already been consumed. by that greedy Vanilla

Oi! !!! I heard that.

I do like a bit of potato salad shame there's none left

Exactly, Poppy, none left. AS, do you have any equally delicious siblings?

I fancy patatas bravas.

Dauphinois potatoes for me.

There is sooo much you can do with a potato why waste such an impressive specimen in an omelette

Why indeed, Poppy? Why not let it go out in a blaze of glory?

Are patatas bravas an acceptable breakfast?

Are patatas bravas an acceptable breakfast?

Definitely bath my mouth is watering thinking about them
Potato scons (did you see what I did there?) are lovely on a roll with bacon and brown sauce great hangover cure

Pikelets. Although I don't know if you can make pikelets with potatoes.

Course you can, bath potatoes are very versatile, just ask any potato waffle

Help! How many threads are WE ON?????????????????.??

Tentacles are spreading, Vanilla.

We are taking over mn don't you know

Dan Quayle's reputation (such as it was) was destroyed by the humble potato.

Surely, better, you mean POTATOE

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled
Sorry

DD just did a at that Poppy!

Yes, I need a Quayle spelling lesson, Vanilla.

Shurely not better!

Why was the potato neurotic?
Because he had a chip on his shoulder. BOOM BOOM! !

Where's the OP gone?

Probably a troll, Vanilla.

I can't think Vanilla! Wasn't he made into an omelette by some sadistic bugger?