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I am a potato

67 replies

ArseSpud · 03/03/2017 20:58

I am a bottom

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BathshebaDarkstone · 03/03/2017 21:02

Hi ArseSpud

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Arsespud · 03/03/2017 21:06

Welcome bathsheba are you a bath?

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IsThatYouPaul · 03/03/2017 21:09

Get onto 'That's Life' pronto.

Sparklingbrook · 03/03/2017 21:10
Confused

Why have you changed from ArseSpud to Arsespud?

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ARSESpud · 03/03/2017 21:14

I don't know. This is most odd.

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VanillaSugar · 03/03/2017 21:15

It's because potatoes can't type very well as they haven't got any fingers. Unlike Okra GrinGrin

Sparklingbrook · 03/03/2017 21:35

V odd.

VanillaSugar · 03/03/2017 22:33

I am not a potato. I am refained

RespoDad · 03/03/2017 22:34

Bump

Bettercallsaul1 · 03/03/2017 22:43

I thought you were deceased, AS - made into an omelette, I heard. An ex-potato, shuffled off your mortal coil etc.

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ArseSpud · 03/03/2017 23:41

Well, what a mash up.

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Poppypooch · 04/03/2017 02:05
Grin
HemanOrSheRa · 04/03/2017 02:16

Mhff. I have a use for you.

HemanOrSheRa · 04/03/2017 02:54

I've just realised what that looks like. It's about the POTATO. I haven't had any white carbs for 2 weeks. Two fecking weeks Sad.

AcrossthePond55 · 04/03/2017 03:09

Actually I think it looks more like a scrotum Grin

BathshebaDarkstone · 04/03/2017 06:06

Not often, ArseSpud

TupperwareTat · 04/03/2017 06:08

Could you turn it around for us please and maybe make a heart shape? Flowers

Xmasfairy86 · 04/03/2017 08:00

Yea ArseSpud, spread the love ❤️

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ArseSpud · 04/03/2017 08:56

TupperwareTat um... sorry, but no. This is the only photo. Thanks for the thought though. I'd gone through life as a potato that looked like a bum crack. If only my owner had viewed me from a different angle, she would have seen that I was actually a heart. A Big Heart. Full of love to give. But no. She saw me as a massive arse.

And that, my friends, is a metaphor for Life.

And a recipe for the omelette of doom.

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Bettercallsaul1 · 04/03/2017 12:18

Ah, you're secretly Trump! I'd heard he'd infiltrated MN, posing as a vegetable.

BathshebaDarkstone · 04/03/2017 21:36

Suddenly it all makes sense Better! Grin

dudsville · 04/03/2017 21:39

That potato looks like it needs a special cream.

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ArseSpud · 04/03/2017 21:51

Mayonnaise or ketchup?

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Xmasfairy86 · 04/03/2017 22:23

Sour cream

Xmasfairy86 · 04/03/2017 22:23

With chives