Calling all Food Ponces - what's your guilty secret?

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my children have just eaten sausages plus a generous helping of Sainsburys pasta in cheese and broccoli sauce (the kind that comes in a packet that you add water too and reconstitute in the microwave)

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El Paso fajita sauce - think it's that one, all taste the same.

But then I'm not exactly a ponce, just have aspirations to poncehood.

(I'm rather partial to Dairylea and cheese and onion crisp sandwiches on white plastic bread...don't give it to the kids though...far too good for them)

Crisp sandwiches are the business. Salt & vinegar with tuna mayo.

And I also like mashed potato sandwiches (again, white bread, loads of butter - and, a little touch of ponce, plenty of freshly ground black pepper)

oh tinker tuna mayo and S&V, a winning combo indeed

Am I a food ponce? Do I qualify?

Diet Coke. And takeaway curry. And Phish Food. And peperami Fresticks.

But I don't allow myself to indulge these bestial urges very often.

well, I'm a food ponce according to most of my family.

but I love:

fanta
white bread
and

wait for it

Mcdonalds . I go there on my own sometimes with a newspaper and wallow in the palace of junk. not often though.

Fishfinger sandwiches with ketchup (have it on wholemeal bread though, can't stand white).

takeaway curry isn't non-ponce though is it?

Brown sauce but I can justify it to myself as the main flavouring is tamarind and that is quite poncy.

Oh, SenoraPostrophe

McDonalds.

I sneak to McDonalds when out on the road for work. Only once or twice per year but sometimes, nothing else will do

what is phish food?

ben and jerrys ice cream

Oh god yes, I remember greasy spoon jumbo breakfasts....hangover breakfasts.

Haven't done that for ages...

I haven't been to McDonald's for ever...cor, I could fancy a BigMac.

I like Frascati. I can drink it like lemonade