Calling all Food Ponces - what's your guilty secret?

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my children have just eaten sausages plus a generous helping of Sainsburys pasta in cheese and broccoli sauce (the kind that comes in a packet that you add water too and reconstitute in the microwave)

Oooh, top trumped by deep frying said pizzas.

Hmm, Nice & Spicy Pot Noodle...

scare people?? moi?

Sorry, no Haagen Daas. Sod off back to your foodie friends, expat

Not a common one, but certainly not healthy. Fried Bloom's kosher salami sandwich.

Mashed potatoes, fish fingers and beans
but YUMMMMM

I sometimes give the kids the frozen chicken things (forget what they are called) - like strips but have the consistency of chicken that you have chewed, spat out and then rolled into a strip

I'm also partial to McDonalds - nothing sorts out a hangover like a Big Mac Meal with coke (though if I go with the kids, we all end up with chicken nuggets because I can't stomach the burger unless I'm seriously hungover )

ok, i do like curry pot noodles, pepperamis and hot dogs

is that slummy enough???

Yes.

Love these!

Ooh Tunnocks' tea cakes - dh loves them. Mind you he also likes Caramac, Wagon Wheels and salad cream.

Ooooh, Wagon Wheels.....

but don't they look a lot smaller now!

wotsits

They used to be the size of...well...a wagon wheel. And Curly Wurlys were as long as your arm.

I know. Now I've got to eat three just to get the same hit

Can't remember who it was posted their online shopping list (well, I know you did, www - but I'm not thinking of you, your was full of poncetastic items) and everyone pulled it to bits and said "oh, you don't need x, y, z."

Well, since then I always look at my list, after I've placed my online order, and think "would this pass muster on MN?" And you know...it never would, there are always a few items, in amongst the lentils and organic carrots, that I wouldn't admit to on here

oh and we had butterscotch angel delight the other day

that stuff is seriously yum

mmmwe used to sprinkle hundreds and thousands on it when we were kids

I tried it on my kids recently and they wouldn't touch it (snobs )

oh buttersctch angel delight is my favourite. especially with a flake crumbled in.

the closest thing they sell in spain is that chemically strawberry stuff. horrid.

macdonalds and KFC...without doubt....yummy

when ill, only a chicken and mushroom pot noodle will suffice

pringles...will fight the kiddies for the sour cream and onion ones

ben and jerrys....love phish food, but the caramel chew chew is my fave

and I only like white bread i am afraid

Oh yes Of course. Angel Delight.
I eat a whole packet all my own. Dh scoffs saying it's 'infant food'

angel delight is the best thing in the world
oh and when pregnant I have to have kfc salsa wraps yummy..... and at other times too

chips with gravy......and a big dollop of houmous

an ice cream float which is vanilla ice cream with coke - canadian thing!

haven't had either for years but now you have me thinking.....

i'd secretly like to eat spam fritters. stayed at poncy hotel two weeks ago and had posh spam fritters as a starter. Paid through the nose. Should have gone to the chippy instead