The New Festive Christmas PUDDLE,

[ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone]

Here we are, a lovely shiny, new thread just in time for Xmas.

Just be careful he doesn't suggest his mother, State!

ahem

She did it!!!!

Tee he isn't suicidal, I think I have it in me to kill him today!

Yay! We got the song! Fab

State Don't forget your phone charger for your hospital bag

I went to occ health yesterday and the doctor was really good. He says my original plan was very reasonable and it should have been followed. He is going to write to bitch boss with his recommendations. I just have to deal with bitch boss next. She wants a meeting on 28th and I will arrange for my union rep to come with me.

The man came to do our blinds yesterday, the conservatory is now complete

Love it!!!!

That's great, Shaky.

Good luck for tomorrow, State xxxxxxxx

yay, we got the song!!

Great news Shaky !!

How you doing State ?

Good luck tomorrow State!!!!

That song is awesome!

Well my favourite chinese was shut, the next best also shut, small pregnant tantrum later and I'm over it annoying end to a fecking awful day!

Had a very difficult day with dd, really the worst she has ever behaved! But she calmed down enough to be sweet before I left her with my Mum, so now I feel bad for being cross with her, but she laid on the floor 5 times screaming in the time it took me to grab a pack of batteries in £land, I gave up gave dp my purse and told her we were leaving and why, she got very angry as she wanted sweets, and was very vocal about this, someone decided to try and talk to dd as I was leaving the shop she attempted to stop us several times despite it being clear to everyone what I was doing, I ended up snapping, "I'm dealing with her thank you" now feel totally shitty but why WHY do strangers think they're helping a fecking rotten situation that is a public tantrum by interfering, dd doesn't like strangers at the best of times and from past experience had this lady spoken to her I'd have been dealing with a worse situation.

Didn't really want to leave her or ds at my Mums --not something I usually struggle with after a day like today--feeling a bit emotional and in all honesty fecking scared!

Anyway enough moaning from me

State. We'll be with you all the way. Good luck for tomorrow. Anyway, you're giving birth to the new messiah. What could possibly go wrong?

Love the song! Thanks Olivia!

Good luck for tomorrow State I'll be thinking of you xxxxxxxx

Thank you dreamy and shaky

Will check in as soon as I can tomorrow, feeling so anxious just want it over and done with now!

Good luck State xxxx

I'm feeling very shite and angry and sad,all for no good reason. I hope its hormones, I can't snap out of it, has been 2 days and I am not a happy bunny right now.

DD play was great, she is a natural dramA wise, not very confident singing on stage though which is a shame as she is very good in the bathroom!

Im off to bed, night all!

Goodnight Brian sleep well

State I hope you have a good rest tonight MWAH!

NB masses of luck State, can someone please alert HQ to the arrival of baby Jesus by reporting the announcement when it comes?? think there's too much light pollution in Kentish Town for us to see the star

Night Brian!

I need to block ebay from my laptop I think? Just bought Ds2 a harrods teddy that has his name. Ds1 already has his namesake teddy that we bought from Harrods last year, but they don't seem to do many any more, so thought I'd just have a peek on ebay. I couldn't resist!

A choir of angels will herald his/her coming Olivia. At least, that's what we'll think we sound like. In actual fact we'll just sound like a load of donkeys drunk on gin and let loose at the karaoke.

Welcome to the Puddle, Olivia

You'll know when you turn on your taps & gin comes pouring out.

Welcome Olivia, merry Xmas to you.

Look how nice it is here, no buns flying or anything. Feel free to come here to hide any time Friday you like.

Because you are our favourite we'll even let you try the hot tub.

I haven't been norty at all

Thank you for the song, it was brill

Morning all!

I feel sick with nerves! I've done this twice before, I need to man up! Can't believe this is the last morning ill ever wake up feeling dc3 wriggle any way, ill hopefully be back later to let you know it all went! Save some cake and the best pillows for me

Good luck xxxx

Good luck State, thinking of you ! xxx

::fills kettle, starts wood fire, prepares a selection of baby sleeping places including manger, crib and Moses basket::

Thinking about you State!

Good luck State! Will be thinking of you, can't wait to hear all about it. Xxx