The New Festive Christmas PUDDLE,

[ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone]

Here we are, a lovely shiny, new thread just in time for Xmas.

Oh shaky

Sorry I can't help it

Ta Empress

Kids! Gotta love um!

I remember when DD was three and we still went to church, someone coming to let us know she was running round with her knickers on her head.

Oh yes, and then there was the time when she was 6 and mooned at Sports Day.

yep, gotta love um......

I seem to have lost the thread of this thread. IYSWIM.

In any case, there are always cunts on MN. Sometimes I'm one of them because I get fed up with the twee, smug bullshit and say what I really think. Usually gets me in trouble but, man, it feels good.

We have managed to completely run out of butter. So much for toast for breakfast...

Hmm, time for a diet. Ds1 just said,

"Mummy, your tummy goes like this." "Is there a baby in there?"

Dreamy .
I am on a healthy eating thing atm. Lost a fair bit being ill but really trying not to slip back into old habits!

I have done a mental thing .

My page had 1325 likes - so what do i do? Start a bloody new one . New name - same stuff. Bit scared but no one got anywhere by playing it safe.

I've liked your new page Bonkey, but why did you need a new one?

I don't understand why you needed a new page either. Also

They wouldn't let me change my name because i had too many likes . I emailed them a few times asking but they said they were unable to give permission.

I think its daft really but we will see. Hopefully the new one will be fine and then I can close the other.

I am the greatest MNer ever - is is official.

last few comments

I'm ill, got DD's cold/virus thingy. Raging sore throat and have had nil sleep overnight between sore throat and constantly getting up to have a wee

Have spent 2 hours zonked on the couch this afternoon, so I won't sleep tonight now! Had been trying to get back into a routine for work next week. Ho hum.

Only lasted a few days with DD, so hopefully should be feeling ok by Friday.

Right, off to find more inane threads to comment/kill

Nicely done Brian !

It's the little victories that count

You've only been on MN a year brian?? I was sure you were royalty I've been here 4yrs round a bout, joined when dd was a baby --never fecking sleeping-- and she's 4 now... Anyway hope you feel better soon! X

bonkey your mad! I hope everyone moves over to the new page! Facebook can be arses sometimes!

Royalty?? Moi?? am not sat here smiling no sirreeeee

In all honesty I was here in Oct 2010 to Jan 2011 but left because I was not well and found MN hard to cope with (found everything hard to cope with in all honesty). I had an other name but I honestly can't remember it (nor my original reg details).

Came back Oct 2011 and haven't looked back since - was Rhonda for a while but became BrianCox shortly after.

Bonks me ol' mucker, have just liked your page.

I know, have messaged all my customers and they are coming over so its looking good

Cheers Brian . :)
You were Rhonda? I remember Rhonda (actually was there two?) .
Bonkey is the longest name I have had so far. May last year I think.

there is rhondajean, she has been here years though so I graciously changed my name (even though she wasnt bothered - I am that caring!)

I think I may have been a bit edgier as Rhonda, bit more prevalent in AIBU (had ishoos still, don't think I was ever a twat though?)Then I got my arse flamed a few times and became Brian, who is much nicer and well, me basically!

I remember Rhonda, unless there were two you were nice to me when I was new.

I've been state a year now, previous name and variations of it for about 2yrs, before that I had several, my original name was a proper netmumsesque embarassment!

Ah yes I remember seeing Rhonda in AIBU frequently , I don't go there very often anymore.

I'm easy to spot when I name change for some reason. Was SparkySparrow before Bonkey and got sussed straight away
Bonkey seems to be more random

I spent a lot of time in aibu when I was a bit tougher, Life was a bastard 2010/11 and made me soft so I stick in chat and my regular long running threads now. Go into aibu once in a while though for shits and giggles.

i think that was our first PM to each other Bonkey - cant remember why but you said you'd NC'd and nobody would know you, but I do remember SparkySparrow!

State - glad to hear that. I think I just argued with the arsehole posters, you know the one's with which there is no reasoning. Now I just don't engage, back then I felt it was my right

Oh I remember that, you were under another name too .

SparkySparrow never came off MN so its not surprising.

I haven't had a good row for ages!

Just did a search, appears I was (as RhondaRoo - forgot the end bit) about as interesting as I am now, I just hung around AIBU more

Yes you were the rhonda I'm thinking of rhondajeans lovely too aswell.