The New Festive Christmas PUDDLE,

[ShakySingsMerryXmasEveryone]

Here we are, a lovely shiny, new thread just in time for Xmas.

Blimey SP, just read your drunk thread. What the hell was going on there?! What a load of grumpy grumps!

It did get a bit surreal

Did someone say party?

Fanjo your bunk bed / piss head thread last night was hilarious! I was really giggling at it. Me and my sister used to have bunk beds and she used to spend all night kicking my mattress up (I was on the top bunk). I used to have to go to sleep in my parents bed then get up and go to my own bed when parents wanted to go to bed

I got my revenge when I got really drunk on Pernod and black and puked on her bed . This was 22 years ago and she has still not forgiven me ,

Dammit, I ate all the peanuts and Naice ham.

My sister was not impressed. I didn't think bunk beds would cause accusations it did and how it was fake. Think if it was fake if have found something more interesting then bunk befs

People are daft, Fanjo
Shaky, that's a luffly spread, thank you.

I get a 5 year party in July. I had no idea I'd been on that long.

Have I got my real name back now?

Yesssssss!

Ooh I just found some dips, breadsticks and sausage rolls, they have to be eaten as they go out of date tomorrow.

MN has just been a bit too weird for me of late, then I fire it up this morning and find a very-senisble not and well loved member has decided to post in swahili and it made my brain hurt

I only peeked, I didn't stay for any accusations.

This place (MN in general) seems a bit natsy at the moment, I don't like it. I am trying to stick to seemingly 'gentle' threads and even they have snarky gits turning up with some awful comments.

Ho-hum.

Took my tree down today, I didn't want to as it was particularly beautiful this year, but it is down and the front room is clean and sparkly and clinical

Have stolen Dad's car and plan to do something tomorrow, like a walk somewhere with the dog...just not sure where yet. Need to get some cobwebs blown.

Also, have erupted to the size of a small warehouse. Some of this is Boy (very neat bump, have to say [boast alert]) and most some of it is chocolate and cake.

Back to work on Monday, which will be 12 short weeks until D-Day

Let's get on with it then, Shaky!

I know what you mean Brian. Stay in the Puddle, it's a snark free zone. We're going to have a HUGE party for Baby Brian!

Aw Brian. Stay here, there is no need to go out there --->

Hands round plate of Jaffa cakes.

I know that fundamentally Mn is a very lovely and supportive place. With added honesty and no-bollocks no-holds-barred advice. I'm fine with that.

It's the utter cunts that are around at the moment that I can't abide.

Thank goodness for the Puddle and the lovely inhabitants

mmmm Jaffa Cakes.

Oo yes, Easter party for Baby Brian - lots of chocolate is essential!

I am due a week after a friend of mine, we met through another Forum and have been FB friend's for a few years now. Then there is a bloke I know from school, who I re-met via my dad, who's wife is due the same week as me. It is going to be baby central in Brian land come April

Right, I need food

I can't wait for tomorrow, ds goes to nursery and I can get the tree down and all the decks put away. It's impossible when he wants to "help"

I am totally blitzing the house tomorrow. If you see me on here before midday please feel free to kick my backside.

I joined a style and beauty thread yesterday about making more effort with your appearance. I didn't realise how lax I had become. Today, I shaved my legs, did my hair, wore my bestest jeans and Naice top, AND put make up on!

I looked and felt GOOD! I only changed out of jeans after tea because I was full to burst

Stay there Brian

Good on you Shaky, nothing better than taking a bit of time to feel good about yourself - whether that be outer you or inner you!

I am a bit lax with my appearance, when I make an effort with my appearance everyone comments on how I am glowing . When I dont (most days) I get sympathetic looks and ::head tilt:: I just can't be arsed though, unless it is necessary. Non-pg me would make an effort daily, just because. Pg me, meh - I'm growing a baby, sod the make up

The last time I wore make up was Halloween!

ah, wish you hadn't noticed. 'Nipples' is our go-to word, should DD need a giggle. No idea why. Strange child

I remember when all we had to do to get DD into utter hysterics was say 'bum', 'fart' or 'willy'.

Actually it still works

in fairness, it would with me too

Oops sorry

My ds yesterday, announced that he had a lovely present for grandad, he proudly presented him with a sanitary towel out of my handbag

He also told grandad that it was a nappy for my red poos!!!

pahaha!! Love it. I mean...oh how embarrassing.

I'm trying really hard not to laugh, Shaky. Honestly.