I now declare this topic.... THE NEW PUDDLE!!!!!!!!!

[EmpressOfTheSevenScreams]

With thanks to SPSFanjo for handing it over.

Everyone's invited to our Puddlewarming party!!!!!!!!!!

Its going to come back and bite me on the arse soon, I can feel it

Your ok as long as you don't 'personally attack' anyone or swear

State Your norty!

person in question has just asked when the funeral is...if it was me I would answer ' Not sure yet, I haven't killed the bastard'...'

But alas, it was not my question :(

Link please!

Screamy I can't linky coz its fb and i don't want to get anyone into trouble but if you look down the right hand corner of your home page you should see my comments, if you cant find it then I will pm you and you can friend request and have a nosey like the other 100 mnetters .

Right, must be domesticated and tidy up. Dh is home soon and will wonder what the bloody hell I do all day....

I was exceptionally norty and foul mouthed but the person in question was bullying my Mum over the sale of a p&t double buggy, which she was selling as my brother was still born at 39wks therefore yes it was unboxed, but totally unused, lady decided my Mum was lying that it was unused despite not seeing it, it all turned quite nasty!

I did want to comment "ooh yes just all beige, is far more suitable" but darent.

Found it. Fuck me that's hilarious!

Somebody PM it to me!!!!!

OH YOU BONKEY AND THAT BUPPERS ARE V.V.V.V.NORTY!!!!!

I read it and cringed a wee bit.

Tee, you can't PM the link as you would have to be on the person in questions FB page.

Do you have your newsfeed in the top right hand corner of your FB page? Where it shows what all your friends are 'liking' and commenting on?

If so, hover to the right of the comments and a scroll bar appears - scroll down until you see Bonkey commenting about a funeral (warning: is very, very, funny norty)

No, I don't have that. I block it because it annoys me.

Ah well. Another thing I won't get. Talk amongst yourselves!

Have to say, it is the first time I have ever paid any attention to it, that is how useful it is!

I think it is just for uber stalkers, anybody else (you know, normal level stalkers) just use their newsfeed

Can you hide it then?

Does my nut in....I know what Brian has been listening too. Do I really need to know that snippet? No!

Brian, i won't reveal that Britney Spears was who it was

Funny AND norty! Buppers was the other one?

Thanks for dusting, Tee.

haha! I actually turned off my Spotify notifications - I think my love of Jesus Christ Superstar is something that does not need to be shouted to the world of Facebook

FFS....sorry, I have just outed Buppers

Completely unintentional

I have a strict do-not-divulge real life names with MN nicknames rule too!

I suppose there are only 2 or 3 people that will have seen (limited to Bonkey's FB friends)

[worried]

I knew anyway from the cake thread.

She seemed happy to divulge that she write other things so should be fine.

ah, well maybe I am not in too much trouble then

*wrote other things

Evening folks.

I won't say anything, Brian.

Show, you look fab and so do the cushions!

Whoops! It'll be our secret Brian.

Because I'm worth it!

Going to make it shinier by using some Lush Henna on it tomorrow. Then it's eyebrows to do, facial to book.

Can anyone tell I'm going back to work next week and DD is at the CM's for settling in this week?

Looks great Show

On the subject of hair....I can highly recommend the Dove nutri oils shampoo and cond. Only used it a few times and my hair feels amazing!