I now declare this topic.... THE NEW PUDDLE!!!!!!!!!

[EmpressOfTheSevenScreams]

With thanks to SPSFanjo for handing it over.

Everyone's invited to our Puddlewarming party!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like she enjoyed herself, so hopefully she'll be fine tomorrow. You're right, you just never know how they'll react sometimes!

That's great, Show

When DD went to nursery, she only used to cry when she had to leave....

Right, let's do some tidying up.

I hear you Empress, laundry is currently being folded, hung up and dishwasher being unstacked whilst I get DD's lunch on.

Great
OK Screamy, Show's doing the laundry, I'm hoovering so you can clean.

Dammit. Downing tools. DD is up!

Sorry Screamy I forgot you'd got the dustbuster. I'll clean.

Although I did nab a super-powered Miele vacuum from housekeeping if you want to use it?

OK [Show], no problem, thanks for getting the laundry on.

Show, hand your dd the mop.

Oo super powered Miele sounds fun, better keep outta my way or I'll vac you all up!

How about this for DD? img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/07/babymop_450x300.jpg

Perfect! Get to it, little-show.

Looking better already!

this is Milo everyone, ill release him for 5minutes, lift anything you don't want chewed a minimum of 6ft into the air. He's an excellent hoover.

My morning didn't exactly go to plan, DM wasn't very well so I couldn't go and use her laptop so I can't share my pumpkins

I decided to spoil myself and try heinz tomatoe soup, feeling exhausted and pathetic so thought some comfort food would help, soup and nice tiger loaf bread has certainly improved my day.

I'm off to make friends with the sofa and a blanket I think.

Erm, State? Didn't we use to have cushions in here? And why does Milo have feathers sticking out of his mouth?

*used

Fortunately all the throws, fleeces and duvets are with Show being laundered...

Tsk not good over here. DD just threw egg mayo on the floor.

New cushions for everyone, I even have a couple of beanbags as we have frequent visitors. Oh and some naice candles.

Brilliant, thank you. It's looking great in here now. Could you stop off at Shows so Milo can clean up the egg mayo?

Brilliant, thank you. It's looking great in here now. Could you stop off at Shows so Milo can clean up the egg mayo?

I understand I'm suppose to be waving a duster around?

::waves duster::

Ooh have I missed the cleaning??

Darn!

bonkey I meant to pm you but it makes my phone sulk, I saw your comment on that 'tone down the buffet' post on fb, made me lol your norty!

Shhhhh State I couldn't help myself