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97 replies

CatThiefKeith · 05/09/2015 00:56

Just wrote an excellent flounce and it disappeared!

Anyway, the gist was that I'm off. Mumsnet is no longer the lovely caring place it was, I can't believe the shit I am reading wrt the Syrian refugee crisis and I'm out.

I shall miss many many posters, thank you for the laughs, the tears, the support and putting up with me, it's been a blast and I am a better person for knowing you all.

I'm on one of the fb groups, so hope to see some of you around

CTK, over one out.

the first post was so much better

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usual · 05/09/2015 16:07

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Rarity08 · 05/09/2015 16:09

Don't let some right wing loons drive you away, I reckon tory HQ have infiltrated the boards.

Iwasworried · 05/09/2015 16:10

Where's the racists thread? I'll pitch in.

I haven't posted on your threads but but I enjoyed your wedding from a distance. Partic the bit where the mobility scooter was hijacked (that was you, wasn't it? Or am I thinking of someone else?)

I've always wondered what the origin of your username was.

RabbitsarenotHares · 05/09/2015 16:13

You can't leave! I enjoy your posts too much! How will I Survive without hearing about your crazy neighbours etc?????

I don't suppose I can befriend you on FB??????

RJnomaaaaaargh · 05/09/2015 16:15

Keith don't go.

Where's it kicking off, I've been loitering in style and beauty and Christmas mostly to avoid the pish.

CatThiefKeith · 05/09/2015 16:19

Rabbits I've pm'd you. Wink

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CatThiefKeith · 05/09/2015 16:24

Slithy you loon you are on my fb! Grin

Iwas yes, that was my wedding, and my extremely naughty niece. Smile

I did actually steal a cat. It stowed away in my car in Essex and appeared as I was going over the Dartford Bridge. She was a massive fluffy Maine Cooney type thing. She turned out to have been badly mistreated. Its a long story but I kept her, and she passed away a few months later in her sleep. My name was originally 'My name is Keith' as a nod to Spitting image, and I changed it shortly after 'stealing' Fluff, at another MN'ers suggestion.

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CatThiefKeith · 05/09/2015 16:26

Right then lets start with this one and see how we go shall we? Wink

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Iwasworried · 05/09/2015 16:27

Thanks for the explanation - any cat fleeing Essex has got the right idea. So sorry she died.
So where's the racist thread? I've donned my flameproof suit.

Pipbin · 05/09/2015 16:29

'All it takes for the cunts to win is for good people to do nothing'

or something. I might have misquoted that.

Iwasworried · 05/09/2015 16:32

X-post.... Right, going to read 17 pages now

MagpieCursedTea · 05/09/2015 16:33

Right, pitched in on that one! Any others?

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MagpieCursedTea · 05/09/2015 16:41

I think it's about several threads.

Mrsmorton · 05/09/2015 16:42

Don't go Keith, I look for your posts and find you insightful and amusing.

GilbertBlytheWouldGetIt · 05/09/2015 17:06

Don't go, we're not all right-whingers. I'm an embarrassingly liberal leftie.

CatThiefKeith · 05/09/2015 17:07

There are several threads. I suggest linking them, here as they pop up, what do you think?

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MagpieCursedTea · 05/09/2015 17:12

Yes! I'm on the app so can't link to threads easily but I think the one where there's now talk of crisis actors is the strangest comment I've seen yet!

slithytove · 05/09/2015 17:15

I know but I'm here more than fb and feel like this is more of a community. Stay, and yes link threads here we can re educate the arseholes uneducated.

Maryz · 05/09/2015 17:15

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SwedishEdith · 05/09/2015 17:16

I normally ignore flouncers but I've just read one of your posts on one of those threads and have decided that you can't leave.

I've mostly ignored them (the threads) as I don't want to be depressed by the scaremongering I expect is on them. But, I honestly think there was some kind UKIP invasion last night.

LumpySpacedPrincess · 05/09/2015 17:22

You really stole a cat! Awesome! We had one of those fluffy posh ones in our pantry the other day, no idea how long it had been there. Great big fluffy thing with a pink collar. Anyway, don't go, we need to stand our ground, once more unto the breach and all that.

emotionsecho · 05/09/2015 18:01

The "truth about Aylan's death" thread has just veered into really weird territory, we've had accusations of witchcraft on one thread and now crisis actors on that one. I'm not sure what MN is on the receiving end of but I'm beginning to wonder if it's human.

amarmai · 05/09/2015 18:23

The muslim community where i live in Canada is politically very active , running for office at all levels , males and females. They are a significant voting block courted by all parties . They have achieved enuf behind the scenes influence that 1 political party was willing to allow shariah law for the muslim community if elected. Fortunately they weren't. Also there are doctors here who are willing to do FGM. Didn't read about the witchcraft , but all religions have an element of that. BTW i am not right wing.

IamtheZombie · 05/09/2015 18:38

Zombie awards Keith honourary ZombieCatâ„¢ status. Said status will be revoked if Keith flounces.