Films that you thought would be good, but turned out to be pants

[Flashman]

Similar to another thread but just the opposite

The new Star Wars - My god i was so looking forward to that - but GL just turned it into a giant arse Sandwich. Were to start???? Jar Jar. Nope I can't carry on - I want to cry now......

Alexander - A paddy Greek!! Ok I know he was not greek, but its late and I can't think to spell where he is from

Terminator 3 - Film too far.

Indy Jones iv - Good to the last 15 mins and then a total train wreck

Troy - Brad was so Wooden I got splinters

Transformers - Once you see the robots change once it was dull. Story was piss poor.

There will be others - i have upset myself now just thinking I paid to watch all these at the pictures

i like little miss sunshine

Custy

I hated it, it put the fun into dysfunctional...........not

Obviously not enough therapy and navel gazing, on our behalf.

Blair Witch Project

And agree with Rocky - that was wank.

oh i agree re meet joe black- it went on for HOURS.... turgid rubbish..and i had taken my mum for her birthday, i felt terrible!!

Oh good, glad there's this one too! Bloody hated hated hated Lost in Translation. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Moulin Rouge.

Love Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman.

Hated the film walked out after 20 mins.

hot fuzz as well
totally love shaun of the dead...and was really looking forward to it....total dissapointmen...didnt get one belly laugh out of it....just a mere chuckle

Juno--that movie sucked.

aaaw i loved lost in translation...

this is very old, but I almost divorced dh after he made me sit through that one with meg ryan and russell crow - proof of life?

American Beauty.

Load of old tosh.

Lost in Translation was completely lost on me as well. Utter tripe

Ronin must win the prize for the most pointless film ever

Moulin Rouge was a bit too weird for me as well

The Good Shepherd

snored through the first half twice.

Absoloutely beautiful to look at, great cast but .....

Oh I like Moulin Rouge but agree entirely about Lost In Translation.

I'm trying to think of more....

Atonement. I love the book but the film cut lots of bits out at the beginning which meant the intensity was lost. I turned it off half way through.

American beauty

Lost in translation (tough actually I kind of expected it to be crap... having seen sophia coppola's the virgins suicide, which was watchable only because of Josh Hartnett)

Star wars episode one. But I loved ep 3.

Actually, I didn't rate Shaun of the Dead at all (sorry Fawkeoff ). Everyone kept telling me it was hilarious and I sat there waiting to lmao. Never happened. Just thought it v.dull with no belly laughs or good lines.

The Happening... biggest pile of shite I've seen in a long while. Whole cinema was laughing at the seriously bad acting. I'm still wondering if it was meant to be a spoof but none of us quite got it.

Agree with all the others on the thread.. Lost in Translation, Da Vinci Code, last Matrix one etc.

Existenz, shown in the early 1990's. The only film i've walked out on as it was so sick!
Making guns out of body parts....yuck!

Titanic - The only film I have walked out of - however I did make sure I stayed till Kate Winslet got her tits out!!!

Borat - god, we hated it. Had to switch it off when he started harrassing the sweet Jewish b&b owners. Don't get it at all.

ooh yes and I see 'Premonition' has already been mentioned. What a steaming pile of cack that was.

Brokeback Mountain. Started watching it on Saturday night, DH was out at beer festival, said he didn't feel like watching DVD of gay cowboys. 20 minutes in nothing had happened, too bored to watch any more.

Oh yes English Patient as well, me and my friend called him Mr Krusty.

Haven't been to see Borad, because I know I would hate it.