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what is the worst movie you have ever seen at the cinema?

263 replies

BrickPoet · 12/04/2024 22:56

Nacho Libre

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LadyWiddiothethird · 13/04/2024 17:49

Lots.But the most recent one was Allelujah with Jennifer Saunders,it was dire.

MuggedByReality · 13/04/2024 17:52

Star Wars Phantom Menace. The one with the crap CGI talking lizard thing. It wasn’t even a decent kids’ film. Just total crap with zero redeeming qualities. And it’s still the only movie I have ever walked out before the end of after paying good money to watch it.

SingingSands · 13/04/2024 17:53

Unbreakable. Saw it in the cinema in Glasgow and people were openly jeering, groaning and laughing. Was quite a good night out but not because of the film 😆

SOxon · 13/04/2024 17:56

OneFrenchEgg · 12/04/2024 23:02

Amelie . So boring. Left midway.

I didn’t feel brave enough to say this, now heartened by your uncompromising
review, I’m agreeing!
I thought it was tiresome beyond belief, simpering little Amelie tormenting half witted Parisiens,
Thanks @OneFrenchEgg

FatArse123 · 13/04/2024 18:00

Hmm I might have to switch my Sliding Doors for Amelie. Fucking hated that film.

millivani · 13/04/2024 18:03

Bottoms

Icouldbehappy · 13/04/2024 18:05

Beaches

absolute twaddle

Iwant2beJessicaFletcher · 13/04/2024 18:10

Eyes wide shut. Only film I've ever left the cinema when it was still on.

SOxon · 13/04/2024 18:17

shellyleppard · 13/04/2024 09:57

Howard the duck

I sat though this with my equally uncomprehending little girl,
at a childs cinema ‘party’ in a state of shock.

Execrable, dodgy, awful

Liverpool52 · 13/04/2024 18:45

IBegYourBiggestPardon · 13/04/2024 17:47

I watched Titanic 2 the other day. Obviously not about the actual titanic, but it was the biggest crock of shite ever!! The best part was someone getting squished between a heavy metal door.

That popped up on my Prime and my first thought was "how the fuck do they get funding for this shit".

My second thought was "abso-fucking-lutely no way am I watching it".

notasillysausage · 13/04/2024 18:47

Ladylalaboo1 · 12/04/2024 23:16

Yes this was what I was going to say! I fell asleep 🤣 just not for me!

I was also going to say this - hours of my life I’ll never get back 😂

StMarieforme · 13/04/2024 18:55

Against All Odds.

StMarieforme · 13/04/2024 18:55

Mumteedum · 12/04/2024 23:02

Meet Joe Black

Oh that's my favourite movie!

EineReiseDurchDieZeit · 13/04/2024 19:00

I forgot how much I hated The Shape Of Water

MESSING2 · 13/04/2024 19:07

The Emoji Movie - DC made me sit through it 4 times.

SoundTheSirens · 13/04/2024 19:09

elQuintoConyo · 13/04/2024 10:35

Straight Story - one more helicopter shot of fields too many.

AI: Artificial Intelligence - the Steven Spielberg film with a Jude Law as a manwhore. Just. Wouldn't. Finish! Painful.

Oh I’d managed to blank out A.I. How many endings does one film need?? Which was bad enough, but they were all shit 😂

OneFrenchEgg · 13/04/2024 19:29

@SOxon solidarity! It was the most whimsical boring fluff I've ever seen

ColinRobinsonsFart · 13/04/2024 19:44

All of the Lord of the rings films - my bf at the time was LOTR mad. I went to all the films with him - I cannot remember what they were called , I kept falling asleep when it was a battle in a wood and I woke up when it was a battle in a wood. I am sure it was the same battle in all the films. I don't even know how many films there were. I know there was lots of walking.

I have read the hobbit though and I liked the book!

Onelifeonly · 13/04/2024 20:19

mynamechangemyrules · 12/04/2024 23:48

Schindlers list

One of my all time most moving films!

Onelifeonly · 13/04/2024 20:24

ColinRobinsonsFart · 13/04/2024 19:44

All of the Lord of the rings films - my bf at the time was LOTR mad. I went to all the films with him - I cannot remember what they were called , I kept falling asleep when it was a battle in a wood and I woke up when it was a battle in a wood. I am sure it was the same battle in all the films. I don't even know how many films there were. I know there was lots of walking.

I have read the hobbit though and I liked the book!

Loved all of them. Loved the book and have read it multiple times. Bought the dvds after seeing the films at the cinema!

LieutenantJumboJr · 13/04/2024 20:45

Asteroid City

PurpleKate · 13/04/2024 20:53

Moulin Rouge. Unfortunately my DH loves it so I am regularly subjected to the film and the soundtrack.

13Bastards · 13/04/2024 20:54

Gladiator. So bloody dull

Mothership4two · 14/04/2024 06:59

Second the LOTRs series - couldn't get into the books either. Variations of the same situations going on and on.

Taken - OH and I were surprised how bad it was as it was the 'big thing' at the time.

mynamechangemyrules · 14/04/2024 07:07

Onelifeonly · 13/04/2024 20:19

One of my all time most moving films!

We were teenagers and went to the movies for fun and it wasn’t I suppose..?!… I’ve recently started re-watching some old films and it’s so different with adult eyes- must do that with this one!