it's Oscars night

[woodcabernet]

Anyone planning on watching?

If anyone is watching this as an actual TV programme, what time is it scheduled to end?

I need to type up my lazy teen's homework. Yes, I know but I was staying up anyway.
House to clean.
Two toddlers to chase.
Think I need more and
Also think getting >black presenters in makes the lack of black nominees even >obvious.
These scores are scary.

Lots of black people populating the nominating roles....Quincy, Pharrell, Louis Gossett, Abraham Attah

Yes I like her singing voice but I don't get why she is rolled out at all these events. It's all been a it middle of the road for me this year. I want bling? I want glamour I want controversy not just the same old joke brought up.

That was an X post, kimmy and yes, I agree. Wheeling in Kevin Hart does not make everything ok.

Blimey. It says in Germany, til 6.20 so 5.20 your end. That can't be right, surely? An hour to go?

Oh heck.
I have t work in the morning.

That speech ran at 01:05

05:20 in the UK? That will give me 40 mins to hot foot it to the bank! Totally wasted day, oops

Oh dear, Gaga didn't win it after that performance?

Very dignified speech from Ennio.
Kate Winslet could learn a thing or two, with her breathy "Golly, gather" routine.

Sam Smith was political too.

44bsecokgs there

WHAT! Ali G? This joke stopped being funny about a decade ago

Very very funny turn by Sacha BaroN Cohen.

I know it's wrong but I love Ali G

Room looks bloody depressing.

adream
I knew we would distress all night long!!!!!

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Room was amazing!

(I really laughed at Sacha Baron Cohen too.. I think he's really hit & miss but that was great!)

Ah bless. Morricone won best scary score. Cannot believe that was his first Oscar.
Bless Sam Smith too. Shame Chris Rock came over as a homophobe.
Ali G is responsible for half my classes in the early 2000s using 'batty boy' and 'that's gay' on a day to day basis
I know originally he was to parody DJ twonk Westwood but I thought he had retired the character.Losing my GSOH through tiredness.

Loved Brooklyn

So do we have 5 Oscars and 45 minutes left to go?

UnDeux I am in a state of distress! I'm not dressed, I'm starving, I have a pile of work still to do and I'm getting anxious about getting to the bank in time :o

Boo moo. You didn't clap Jenny B and glared at her allegedly. I missed that (eating curry) but you get back in my good books for ignoring the Get Off music.