Calling all film fans - DVDs/Blu-rays to be won!

[SandyMumsnet]

We are most pleased to announce that today we are launching a Mumsnet Films @Mumsnetfilms twitter feed, where we hope to give you the latest film news, reviews and giveaways.

To kick things off, we'd like your favourite film quotes of all time with a Mumsnet-y twist.

Share your tweets with us over at @Mumsnetfilms and add the hashtag #filmquotesbyparents and also on the thread below.

We'll be tweeting the best ones throughout the day and we will pick one out of the hat to win a goody bag of DVDs/Blu-rays!

To enter, post your quote below.

Here are a few to get you started...

'Please put my baby in the corner'

'I carried a nappy bag'

'How d'ya like them cutted-up apples?'

'If you build it, he will knock it down'

Lights, nappy bag, action...

"The path of the righteous Mum is beset on all sides, by the inequities of the stealth boast, and the tyranny of evil trolls. Blessed is She who, in the name of advice and naice ham, shepherds the lurkers through the valley of in-jokes. For she is truly her sister's keeper, and the finder of lost penis beakers. And I will strike down upon thee with great biscuits and furious judgy-pants, those who attempt to sock-puppet, and derail my brothers. And you will know I am a Mumnetter, when I lay my wine glass upon thee."

No film explanation needed i

*needed i hope I meant

You talkin' to me? Are you still talkin' to me? Please will you stop talkin' to me and go to sleep!

De Niro. Taxi Driver.

Elwood Blues: It’s 106 miles to Ocado, we’ve got a full bottle of milk, half a pack of nappies, it’s dark and we’re wearing Boden.
Jake Blues: Hit it!

"There's a snake toy carrot and a golf ball in my boot!"

(Happened this morning...)

"woah....and I thought your nappy smelt bad................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................on the outside!"

Scrooge: "whats today my fine fellow?"
Boy: "Why its Christmas Day"
Scrooge: "Cant I get a lie in one day of the fecking year?!"

Mum in black: You guessed wrong
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses of gin when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a troll hunt in AIBU" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a mumsnetter when naice ham is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

Princess Bride

@scrappydappydoo

Bond: so you expect me to post in chat? Goldfinger: no Mr bond I expect you to get flamed in aibu

Hello,
Some impressive film buffs here! Thank you to everyone for posting their film quotes, they were all brilliant. Congratulations to scrappydappydoo who is our winner, we'll be contacting you shortly for your delivery details.

We love sharing your film threads and we'll be tweeting them from the Mumsnet Films Twitter page so please start a thread and chat about all things film.

You had me at hello

Look, Daddy. Teacher says, 'Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings! From It's a wonderful life! Absolutely love this quote