Calling all film fans - DVDs/Blu-rays to be won!

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We are most pleased to announce that today we are launching a Mumsnet Films @Mumsnetfilms twitter feed, where we hope to give you the latest film news, reviews and giveaways.

To kick things off, we'd like your favourite film quotes of all time with a Mumsnet-y twist.

Share your tweets with us over at @Mumsnetfilms and add the hashtag #filmquotesbyparents and also on the thread below.

We'll be tweeting the best ones throughout the day and we will pick one out of the hat to win a goody bag of DVDs/Blu-rays!

To enter, post your quote below.

Here are a few to get you started...

'Please put my baby in the corner'

'I carried a nappy bag'

'How d'ya like them cutted-up apples?'

'If you build it, he will knock it down'

Lights, nappy bag, action...

I came, saw, I mumsnetted

I saw

Say 'Troll' again. Say 'Troll' again, I dare you, I double dare you mothers, say Troll one more Goddamn time! - Samuel L Jackson Pulp Fiction/The Mods every Trollhunting thread.

My name is improbable Decimus Meridius, commander of two small dd's, general of the household, loyal servant of the pta, mother to dcat, wife of a useless Dh and I will get a hot cup of coffee in this life or the next.

"I'm just a mum, standing in front of a boy, asking him to behave." - Notting Hill

Also from Notting Hill - "Happiness just isn't happiness without a violin-playing prodigy."

"He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!" Life of Brian

Said by faced mumsnetter towards the weak-willed parent of the child ransacking said mumsnetter's house on a playdate

I've got a bad feeling about this nappy

'To insanity & beyond'

'I've got a toy snake in my boots'

(both from Toy Story!!)

"I feel the need, the need for wine!" (Top Gun) :)

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice gin."

Hannibal Lecter/Anthony Hopkins in The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Mummy is fat lady singing yet

Independent day

"You had me at AIBU."

Dorothy Boyd/Renee Zellweger in Jerry Maguire (1996)

On Wednesdays we wear Breton tops - Mean Girls

Well, nobody's perfect except my precious snowflake
A boy's best friend is his mother. run for the hills

No matter what happens, I will win this argument. No matter how long it takes, or how far you push me, I will win this. You understand?
Last of the Mohicans

'We're gonna need a bigger pack of wipes'

'I've got a head for business and a bod for BF'

'You know how to hack, don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and - type'

'I've got children, they're mutiplying, and I'm losing contol'

"Listen, and understand! That pre-schooler is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are a gibbering, nervous wreck."

Terminator.

Bond: so you expect me to post in chat?
Goldfinger: no Mr bond I expect you to get flamed in aibu

We're gonna need a bigger car (or house)

Terminator - 'hasta la vista, baby'

"In soft play, no one can hear you scream." - Aliens

Arf. these are all brilliant! Thanks everyone for sharing the love and posting. We've tweeted some out from the Mumsnet Films Twitter page @mumsnetfilms, look out for more over the next few days.

Please visit us at the Mumsnet Films Twitter page @mumsnetfilms and if you follow us, well, that would be amazeballs.

Play it again Mam.