Calling all film fans - DVDs/Blu-rays to be won!

[SandyMumsnet]

We are most pleased to announce that today we are launching a Mumsnet Films @Mumsnetfilms twitter feed, where we hope to give you the latest film news, reviews and giveaways.

To kick things off, we'd like your favourite film quotes of all time with a Mumsnet-y twist.

Share your tweets with us over at @Mumsnetfilms and add the hashtag #filmquotesbyparents and also on the thread below.

We'll be tweeting the best ones throughout the day and we will pick one out of the hat to win a goody bag of DVDs/Blu-rays!

To enter, post your quote below.

Here are a few to get you started...

'Please put my baby in the corner'

'I carried a nappy bag'

'How d'ya like them cutted-up apples?'

'If you build it, he will knock it down'

Lights, nappy bag, action...

You were only supposed to blow you bloody nose clean!

"Call me troll one more time. And your head, is going up his ass."
Will Smith - Hancock

"Hang on, vipers; I've got a great idea."
Michael Caine (Charlie) - The Italian Job (1969 version)

'Luke, I am your mother'

'I'm going to make him a dinner he can't refuse'

'Love means that we're just going to sit here until you say you're sorry'

'E.T. put that phone down and do your homework'

'Oh Jerry, don't let's ask for maternity pay. We have six months additional unpaid leave.'

"DS was testing the fences for weaknesses, systematically. Toddlers remember."

Jurassic Park

Play it again Sam, Play, The Wheels on the bus go round and round....
Casablanca

I'll be back - once I've wiped the baby puke of my shoulder, loaded the washing machine, wrestled the toddler, located my soh.........
Terminator

'I'm King of the World - no you're not your'e a cockloding halfwit who needs to get off the roof before I call your Mum.

Titanic

"that ain't no dog.... he's family"

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing his parents he didn't like peas." - The Usual Suspects

I'll be back... (to apologise for my son's behaviour and possibly pay for the damage)

Pure unadulterated child's piss!
(Withnail and I)

Quoted whenever the wee accident needs ignoring.

It's alive! it's Alive! Don't eat it!
(Frankenstein)

You're not a naughty boy, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.
(The Social Network)

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in nappies anymore.
(Wizard of Oz)

A bottle of milk, shaken not stirred

(James Bond)

"Life's like a box of chocolates... no, not that one, it's got coffee in it and you won't like it." - Forest Gump

"One does not simply walk into Ikea"

• LoTR

"I love the smell of napalm naice ham, in the morning"

"Who you gonna call?"
"101!"

Regina: "Gretchen, YABU! Fetch is not going to happen!"

(Mean Girls)

Surely IANBU?!

YABU.... And don't call me Shirley

"We want the finest milk available to humanity. And we want it here, and we want it now!"

"You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a mum, who looks like she's been dragged through a hedge backwards, which is what I am!"

On the Waterfront

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy burpy night"

All About Eve

"I love the smell of napalm nappies in the morning! NOT!"

"Life is like a box wine, you never know how many glasses you're gona get"

"A single tantrum could destroy an entire village".

From Breaking Dawn

No changes needed and has to be THE most ridiculous line I've ever heard in a film.

"I need your clothes, your cash, and your WiFi password"

If the Terminator had a teen daughter

"I'm going to make him a naice ham he can't refuse"

The Godmother