Not sure why folks are fonfused at In Bruges:
Colin Farrell, the hitman, accidentally shoots a child when he is shooting someone else. Older mentor-ish hitman, Brendan Gleason, gets him out of the country prety pronto on Ralph Feinnes' orders. Bendan is supposed to kill Colin. Tries, fails, feels bad cos they got quite chummy. Ralph Feinnes comes after Colin, Brendan does his best to save Colin, dies in the process.
The scamster-pretty girl is just eye-candy, the dwarf and prostitutes just there for the shits and giggles.
Everyone swears a lot. The end.
I get Mullholland Drive, but if anyone could point me in the right direction to wtf Inland Empire was all about, I'd be very grateful.
Inception sucked balls. Donny Darko was inspired sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!
In Totall Recall: Schwarzzzzzznnnnngggggr?rrrr was Hauser. He consentd to gave some chip stuck in his head by his BFF Cohaagen. His new ID is called Doug, he has a fake set-up wife, Sharon Stone (pre-Basic Instinct).Whilst on Earth (as opposed to Mars), he gets bored with everyday life and gets a "holiday transplant" inserted in his brain 'go on holiday but don't leave your house', so you'll remember the holiday even though you hadn't had one. You can choose to be a character, rathr than yourself, in your implanted holiday;
Doug chooses to be an undercover agent/spy and go to Mars. When the 'doctors' attemot to put in his holiday implant, something kicks off and tgey realise he alreafy has a chip in (a real one, from BFF Cohaagen). Doug loses he plot, bears up wife, escapes back to Mars, discovers who he really is. When he finds Cohaagen, he realises that they were BFF in the past and everything was set up. Nice Doug/Evil Hauser. Cohaagen knows how to get oxygen into the atmosphere for free but prefers to charge people for it.
Doug stays as Doug, kills everyone (including wifey, bullet in the brain). Releases free oxygen to all. The end.
Not sure if Colin Farrell's modern version is the same -or as good! Total Recall is an absolute cheesefest 