hello had a couple of wines, and fancy a chat. happy though so don't worry.

[natts]

hello bored and fancy a chat. boring aye

LOL, i wish that when I lose weight I could save the fat off my arse and inject it into my boobs, this would equal one very happy hubby and one very happy best mate who always mentions my boobs (male best mate that is)

Hey my Yo-yo'er pal had that moto.... whenever she puts on a fews tone she's off down the sunbeds. She even St Tropez'd me one night before my Hen Night! I am healthy Scottish blue.... with black hair. She thought it would look lovely, but I looked Iranian!

[mental note for self] give ridiculously over sized tits to BDV

LOL toothache, I will expect the tits return of post lol

Ahem Natts... AND Toothache!! Share the wealth!

toothache that funny

have it all. i don't want it.

Ok you have left breasy dumping and i'll have right breasy dumpling (blackadder)

that should be breasty dumpling, i think I've had too much wine

BDV, when you say you a learning to do facial with your job what does that mean or am I being a moron. The only tip I have is you have to like talking to people and being a semi-counciller. After that its very wonderful. You get to meet lovely women and ceate new friends. I have clients that I have had for years, and sometimes listening to their experiences can be very enlightening.

dp just being a nosey git, told him to sod off. i am thinking of going for a wax but am too scared,in am soo fat i can't face the flabby thighs parting if ykwim

did anyone go on lavs thread last night?

tiny, I am an avon sales leader, and, to do a facial using their products, I have to be trained using their guidelines. Alot of people I know say that I have a natural way of putting people at ease etc.

Natts, no, what was it about.

It was called something like can you do this and was about her acohlic hubby taking the kiddies out shooting for game. very heated debate

Ouch, sounds it, I take it that it has been deleted

don't drag that all up again - its been done to death!

OMG PC died again!!!! This is pants.

It just keeps crashing and rebooting.

soooooorrrrryyyyy

it might its brian toothache

please forgive me i am new and have't found such drama as yet

wine all gone shared with lodger,only got pimms left how sad.

well natts it will all be gone soon and you will have to do your duty

I seem to be very slow at this typing. BDV thats all you need to be a good therapist, over the years I have learned that not even the best theapists were as popular as the down to earth chatty 0nes. Women like someone to identfy with not some model with perfect skin and body. Natts I need a wax too. I havnt had one since before baby. Its the bush of Borneo at the momnent. My problem is that I dont trust another thearapist. I will just have to do it tonight after another few grins.

OMG just had a look at that thread... too drunk t post. Will revive it tomorrow at work though.
Not Brians again?? When will he feck off!?!

Natt - Pimms.. is it nice? never had Pimms. What is it?

nervously awaiting PC to crash again