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I'm drunk AMA

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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:27

Just that

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Evesgarden · 17/09/2021 23:02

will you feel like shit in the morning?

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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:03

@CorpusCallosum it means no one is coming but I see the other way

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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:03

@nannannanana

Have them crisp on a sandwich op with Mayo it will soak it up and taste amazing. Extra points if you have plastic cheese to put on also Grin
Plastic cheese sandwich I want more vodka But I'm al out
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:04

@Evesgarden

will you feel like shit in the morning?
Yes probably but I feel like shit now
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:04

@MrsMoastyToasty

What type of drunk are you?
  1. Dancing on tables type
  2. Crying into your beer type?
  3. Love everyone type?
  4. Argumentative type?
  5. Other?
Is it possible that km a mix of all 5
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:05

@Happenchance

What's the meaning of life?

Will you regret starting this thread in the morning?

Life is fucking pointless absolutely fucking pointless load of shit if I had one more bottle I'd. Fucking jump To the other realm
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:05

@ichundich

Have you drunk texted anyone?
No I'm a seasoned professional
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nannannanana · 17/09/2021 23:07

Hope you ok op.
Sometimes you need a blow out.
Self care tomorrow
Lucozade, carbs.
Start another thread that's nice and fun like this about something that makes you laugh.
Xxxxx

Happenchance · 17/09/2021 23:08

Have you spoken to anyone in real life and told them that you're struggling?

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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:10

@Happenchance

Have you spoken to anyone in real life and told them that you're struggling?
What makes you think I'm struggling

But no... as My username suggests, no one is coming

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Ohahohh · 17/09/2021 23:11

Drink some water. Seriously, take as much as you can. Best advice I’ve ever been given and I’m passing on the ‘knowledge’ 😂

HalzTangz · 17/09/2021 23:13

I think she read your user name as number 1 is coming, I have read it as no one is coming

WhoNeedsaManOfTheWorld · 17/09/2021 23:13

Should I have another Jack Daniels?

TableFlowerss · 17/09/2021 23:16

I was drunk on here last night. Talking a load of nonsense. I did cringe when I woke up 🥴

Sober as a judge tonight though…. Sadly 🤣

How drunk is drunk? How many units you had?

NotAnotherPylon · 17/09/2021 23:19

Not a question - just a bit of advice. STAY AWAY FROM FACEBOOK. Especially do NOT get mixed up between 'search' and 'what's on your mind?' It's bad, very very bad ...

Babdoc · 17/09/2021 23:19

Would you like a hug?
Because I’m sending you one anyway.
I really hope you just started the thread for a laugh, but if you genuinely feel life is pointless, please call the Samaritans and also make an appointment with your GP to get some help.
Your life does matter, OP. And God loves you, drunk or sober.

AuditAngel · 17/09/2021 23:22

@Nopetryagain

What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper, bookkeeping
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:27

@Babdoc

Would you like a hug? Because I’m sending you one anyway. I really hope you just started the thread for a laugh, but if you genuinely feel life is pointless, please call the Samaritans and also make an appointment with your GP to get some help. Your life does matter, OP. And God loves you, drunk or sober.
No, really he doesn't. I'm literally the worst Person on the plant. 3 kids in bed who deserve bette r
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:27

@NotAnotherPylon

Not a question - just a bit of advice. STAY AWAY FROM FACEBOOK. Especially do NOT get mixed up between 'search' and 'what's on your mind?' It's bad, very very bad ...
Haha yes very good advice
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:28

@TableFlowerss

I was drunk on here last night. Talking a load of nonsense. I did cringe when I woke up 🥴

Sober as a judge tonight though…. Sadly 🤣

How drunk is drunk? How many units you had?

How many unit is in 2 litres on beer and half a litre of vodka? I wish had more tbh
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:29

@WhoNeedsaManOfTheWorld

Should I have another Jack Daniels?
NO! Go to bed ;)
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:29

@Ohahohh

Drink some water. Seriously, take as much as you can. Best advice I’ve ever been given and I’m passing on the ‘knowledge’ 😂
Haha I will!! H2O is the Way to go
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Justasecondnow · 17/09/2021 23:29

No you’re not the worst person. You’re just drunk and maybe having a bad time. Drink a big glass of water and go to bed!

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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:30

@Justasecondnow

No you’re not the worst person. You’re just drunk and maybe having a bad time. Drink a big glass of water and go to bed!
I can't I'm decorating , I've got adhd.and I've left the house so long and now it's so shit for my partner and my kids I've got to sort it
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 23:30

My house is a dump

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