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I'm drunk AMA

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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:27

Just that

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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:52

@BabbleBee

Kebab or chips?
Kebab wrap and chips
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Durbeyfield · 17/09/2021 22:52

What is the best song ever?

no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:52

@AWiseWomanOnceSaidFuckThisShit

Is there an ex you'll never ever 100% get over?
Yes florin the prick broke my heart the prick. I'm not emotionally normal any more
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:53

@LaurieFairyCake

Do you want garlic sauce on that (anything)?

By the way - I'm also pissed now 😁

Good we can be positively pissed together and yess smother that Garlic sauce upon thine kebab
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:54

@Nopetryagain

What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Aaa (Alcoholics Anonymous anytime) all one words
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:54

@Nopetryagain

What English word has three consecutive double letters?
I can't figure out your question

Missippisss

Oooyyyyeeezss

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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:55

@Shmithecat2

Have you been out out? Or just at home?
Home, adhd, can't cope, thought alcohol might help... it didn't t
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:55

@SensibleJaneAndrews

What’s the capital of Outer Mongolia?
Siri said garlic
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:56

@nannannanana

What will you have to eat pissed
Crisps salt and vinegar mmmmm
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LaurieFairyCake · 17/09/2021 22:56

Who would you ride like Seabiscuit?

For me - Gabriel Byrne

Then Mark Strong

ShinySquirrel · 17/09/2021 22:56

Whereabouts on a chicken do you find its nuggets?

no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:56

@hufffflufff

what star sign are you?
Capricorn... I'm such a bitch basically
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:56

@MustDust

Does gravy belong on chips?
No... ketchup doesn't
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:57

@MustDust

Does gravy belong on chips?
Ketchup does even
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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:57

@WoozySnoozy

What's the point?
There isn't one at al
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Shareandtear · 17/09/2021 22:57

If you won the lottery next week what would you spend the rest of your life doing?

Also how does it feel?!?! I haven't been drunk for over 12 years and occasionally really miss that feeling. Cant quite remember it anymore now though!

vodkaredbullgirl · 17/09/2021 22:57

The only spirits I believe in, is the vodka type or gin Gin

no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:58

@Shareandtear

If you won the lottery next week what would you spend the rest of your life doing?

Also how does it feel?!?! I haven't been drunk for over 12 years and occasionally really miss that feeling. Cant quite remember it anymore now though!

I would inevzy it In property

It feels shit, on the cusp of misery, feeel like shit really you're not missing anything, well done yog

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no1iscoming · 17/09/2021 22:59

@vodkaredbullgirl

The only spirits I believe in, is the vodka type or gin Gin
Vodka... maybe I shouldn't but damn I miss it
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Frazzledd · 17/09/2021 23:00

[quote CorpusCallosum]@Frazzledd in the circs isn't it more likely to be 'no-one is coming' than 'number one is coming'?[/quote]
Well, now I've read it like that, yes it is 'more likely', but still feasible it was 'number 1'... it's still a question....or is it AMA (but not that one Hmm).....

Thanks for answering anyway OP 😊

ichundich · 17/09/2021 23:00

Have you drunk texted anyone?

nannannanana · 17/09/2021 23:00

Have them crisp on a sandwich op with Mayo it will soak it up and taste amazing. Extra points if you have plastic cheese to put on also Grin

Happenchance · 17/09/2021 23:01

What's the meaning of life?

Will you regret starting this thread in the morning?

nannannanana · 17/09/2021 23:01

@ichundich

Have you drunk texted anyone?
The best question 🙋🏻‍♀️
MrsMoastyToasty · 17/09/2021 23:01

What type of drunk are you?

  1. Dancing on tables type
  2. Crying into your beer type?
  3. Love everyone type?
  4. Argumentative type?
  5. Other?