What the hell is wrong with me?

[NAB3]

I know some of you know I have had a hard week, and thank you again for all your support, but today I am like someone else. I can't bear the kids making noise. I keep having to ask/tell them things over and over and I feel like I am not quite there. Is this what happens in the early days after coming off tablets?

[NAB3]

SMB I like!

My childhood was worse than bad and I think I am trying too hard to give my children a lovely time.

Currently feeling really really sick but not sure why.

I have done some cleaning and tidying in our bedroom though so I am pleased about that. Though DD has been left to play on the computer on her own for a bit. She is at school all morning but I end up doing jobs when the baby is asleep after lunch that I can't do with him around.

[pneumalifenewname]

ds played on the computer ALL day a couple of weeks ago

[ScottishMummy]

ScottishMummy Bootcamp - yeee haw
the drill will be as follows
The wonderful world of clinique
why phoning a take away pizza lunchtime deal is good for you
praise and thanksgiving to the internet
sandals will be optional
obligatory "you wont beleive it but guess what i heard gossip group sessions..."

any more suggestions

oi nab - 3 more to go baby

[pneumalifenewname]

I liiiiiiiike SMBC

[xXxamyxXx]

can i join that bootcamp

[ScottishMummy]

do u have the local pizza parlour on speed dial - i do

[ScottishMummy]

sign up laydees, form a disorderly queue the scummy mummies are here (well will be once we can get our lazy good for nothing arses off MN)

[shrinkingsagpuss]

I can join the scummy mummies, DD slept last night in sicked on vest and nightie. after the 3rd time of vomiting her milk I couldn 't be bothered to change her. anyway, when she smells of vomit it matches me.

I can't keep my contact lenses in right now, I've been crying too much - so I wear my glasses which need updating, and then I can't see the dirt through the crapy lenses.

Being a mother is a long trip about feeling guilty ALL the f*g time. If you do the house you feel guilty and if you play with the baby you feel guilty.

I haven't done the AD thing - by the time I admitted I was imagining killing DS 2 years ago, I was already at the bottom of the pit and crawling back up. However, DD is only 7 weeks, and the pit is already beckonning.

good luck Nab, coming off the AD, we are all here to listen.

[ScottishMummy]

the scummier the better - i like to accessorise with baby drool and dribble, o esp when wearing black. also like to scrape my hair into an eyepoppin ponytail on day 4 when i cant be arsed washing it

are u visualising me laydees

[shrinkingsagpuss]

ah - did I mention smeeling fainlty of old ladies (Wee)..now that the bits down below seem to have given up the ghost. Its very off putting when you are trying to b/f at 3 am -

[ScottishMummy]

faintly - ahhhhh soon be teena pad time for u my girl an big hold-it-in-tummy-tuck-panyts

the pants have u tried reversing tham after day 4 - less musty

[shrinkingsagpuss]

• no.. 4 times a day!! Not after 4 days!!

got my 6 week check on thurs - my b/sitter has just bailed on me, so I have to try and discuss all this with a 2 1/2 yr old sponge listening. Great. I can just see him repeating it all to his daddy later....

[ScottishMummy]

good luck 6wk check. my GP was smashing took lots of time, really empathic.

4 times daily - thats better you scummy mummy

[xXxamyxXx]

i have chinese,itallian and pizza in my speed dial if only burger king and kfc deliveredonce walked around a shopping center for two hours with a bib having off my backside,a bib that was stuck on with vomit

[ScottishMummy]

dammit that stuff sure sticks are u really scummy mummy enough - tell me more

[xXxamyxXx]

i kick dirth under the couch as i cant be arsed to hover i only do delph when there is nothing clean left to eat offwill that do???

[ScottishMummy]

get a look at these smug "no sick on my arse mommas""Lookey at i wanna hurl

no wait a piccie of me having acquired a second child - but not lot my figure
"doncha wish youlooked like this",

ahhhhhhhhhhhh where is my pizza

[ScottishMummy]

xXxamyxXx - your scummy mummy credentials are assured here (as are mine) princess anthea twinkletits makes me wanna hurl all the clean busy bum (no vomity bib stuck to that)

[xXxamyxXx]

tahnk you i try my least

[xXxamyxXx]

and now ive lost the ability to spell its a downward spiral

[ScottishMummy]

minimal effort - maximum sleep
thats my scummy mummy mantra

[shrinkingsagpuss]

xXxAmyxXx -lol at your bib experience.. mine is usually vomit on the shoes, or worse if I've been at work..!

[ScottishMummy]

i was in work thinking i looked hot to trot clean clothes, washed hair, even make up...until at lunchtime i saw a big dribbley drooly remains of wee one breakfast on l shoulder black jumper - nice so scummy mummy worse thing is no fecker told me - when i laughed and asked why they said "o you always have it" ...indignant footstamp not always

[NAB3]

DS1 wants me to stop baking as the things I make are too nice.

Does that count as one? He was very pleased by his tea too. (all of jacket spud with cheese, tuna, sweetcorn and mayonnaise.)

Weird moment: Went to school to get DS1. Waiting at gate, see another mum and wonder why she is there as her DD finishes at lunch time. Then realise they must be doing full days. The gates are open, we start walking in to the playground and I completely forgot why I was there! Even my DD said you have already got me Mummy. (She finishes at 11.45am) Have felt nauseous all afternoon so maybe it has affected my brain!

[shrinkingsagpuss]

that counts as several!!