What the hell is wrong with me?

[NAB3]

I know some of you know I have had a hard week, and thank you again for all your support, but today I am like someone else. I can't bear the kids making noise. I keep having to ask/tell them things over and over and I feel like I am not quite there. Is this what happens in the early days after coming off tablets?

[ScottishMummy]

pass the cakes then

[NAB3]

Bollocks to that is what he said when I asked

[ScottishMummy]

does he do home visits the ironing guru on tour

[NAB3]

Oh, I don't iron. DH does that.

[ScottishMummy]

do you do home visits, i just can not be bothered folding/ironing if i think i can get away with it....anyhow pass the cakes

[NAB3]

I am good at folding washing.........

[NAB3]

Someone please explain my 17.11 post to me.

[ScottishMummy]

nab3 another nice thing u have done - baking counts as triple points

once in the lips forever on the hips

[NAB3]

My throat hurts now. Later it made me realise we get the kids we create (deserve) as DD and DS1 started shouting at each other and DS2 shouted at them.

[shrinkingsagpuss]

uh oh......

[NAB3]

Did any of you hear me shout about 3 minutes ago?

[shrinkingsagpuss]

that counts as several!!

[NAB3]

DS1 wants me to stop baking as the things I make are too nice.

Does that count as one? He was very pleased by his tea too. (all of jacket spud with cheese, tuna, sweetcorn and mayonnaise.)

Weird moment: Went to school to get DS1. Waiting at gate, see another mum and wonder why she is there as her DD finishes at lunch time. Then realise they must be doing full days. The gates are open, we start walking in to the playground and I completely forgot why I was there! Even my DD said you have already got me Mummy. (She finishes at 11.45am) Have felt nauseous all afternoon so maybe it has affected my brain!

[ScottishMummy]

i was in work thinking i looked hot to trot clean clothes, washed hair, even make up...until at lunchtime i saw a big dribbley drooly remains of wee one breakfast on l shoulder black jumper - nice so scummy mummy worse thing is no fecker told me - when i laughed and asked why they said "o you always have it" ...indignant footstamp not always

[shrinkingsagpuss]

xXxAmyxXx -lol at your bib experience.. mine is usually vomit on the shoes, or worse if I've been at work..!

[ScottishMummy]

minimal effort - maximum sleep
thats my scummy mummy mantra

[xXxamyxXx]

and now ive lost the ability to spell its a downward spiral

[xXxamyxXx]

tahnk you i try my least

[ScottishMummy]

xXxamyxXx - your scummy mummy credentials are assured here (as are mine) princess anthea twinkletits makes me wanna hurl all the clean busy bum (no vomity bib stuck to that)

[ScottishMummy]

get a look at these smug "no sick on my arse mommas""Lookey at i wanna hurl

no wait a piccie of me having acquired a second child - but not lot my figure
"doncha wish youlooked like this",

ahhhhhhhhhhhh where is my pizza

[xXxamyxXx]

i kick dirth under the couch as i cant be arsed to hover i only do delph when there is nothing clean left to eat offwill that do???

[ScottishMummy]

dammit that stuff sure sticks are u really scummy mummy enough - tell me more

[xXxamyxXx]

i have chinese,itallian and pizza in my speed dial if only burger king and kfc deliveredonce walked around a shopping center for two hours with a bib having off my backside,a bib that was stuck on with vomit

[ScottishMummy]

good luck 6wk check. my GP was smashing took lots of time, really empathic.

4 times daily - thats better you scummy mummy

[shrinkingsagpuss]

• no.. 4 times a day!! Not after 4 days!!

got my 6 week check on thurs - my b/sitter has just bailed on me, so I have to try and discuss all this with a 2 1/2 yr old sponge listening. Great. I can just see him repeating it all to his daddy later....