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How to gently tell my cousin she is too flirty?

68 replies

SweetPie21 · 03/09/2023 02:05

Hi everyone. My older cousin who is roughly around 45 and never married can be a bit over the top at times. She is big and beautiful and her choice of clothing is a large multi coloured skirt and a leather handbag. However, she is often making remarks and gestures which seem harmless but come across as weird to other people which includes myself. For example, we were picking up my son from Primary school one time and I was having a chat with his teacher and she perked up and said, “Ooh you’re a lovely handsome young man aren’t you will tickling his chin”. As I said a bit over the top. Any advice on letting her down gently?

OP posts:
Seryse · 03/09/2023 12:06

ChaChaRealSmooth · 03/09/2023 10:47

Is it an amazing technicolour skirt?

Far far away, was someone weeping?

I hate you. I'm now singing that outlook but replacing coat with skirt 😅

AhAAHAHHHHAAAAA!

RadishAndTwiglet · 03/09/2023 12:06

I'm absolutely bewildered by the 'large multicoloured skirt and leather handbag' comment.

WTF has that got to do with inappropriate flirting and touching men uninvited?

SophieHope7 · 03/09/2023 12:06

Seryse · 03/09/2023 11:58

Family full of tickle fetishists it seems! 😂

This!

I don't think this post is real.... What a waste of time

beastlyslumber · 03/09/2023 12:07

Hahaha this is brilliant! Making me giggle on the train 😂

threecupsofteaminimum · 03/09/2023 12:07

OutwiththeOutCrowd · 03/09/2023 11:41

I think you should just be relieved it's not a large multi coloured handbag and leather skirt.

😂😂😂

Seryse · 03/09/2023 12:07

SophieHope7 · 03/09/2023 12:06

This!

I don't think this post is real.... What a waste of time

I still need to know who was being tickled and were her bahoobies flapping in the breeze! I'm invested now 😅😅

beastlyslumber · 03/09/2023 12:08

Riapia · 03/09/2023 06:32

A HANDBAG !!

😂😂😂Brilliant!

frazzledasarock · 03/09/2023 12:08

She tickled his chin? Is he a cat?

lapsedbookworm · 03/09/2023 12:14

SophieHope7 · 03/09/2023 12:06

This!

I don't think this post is real.... What a waste of time

And what a bizarrely specific thing to keep posting about

WunWun · 03/09/2023 12:21

It's some tickle fetish weirdo

Fannyfiggs · 03/09/2023 12:35

I am crying laughing at some of these replies. But at the same time I also need to know if cousin was topless and did the skirt and leather handbag cause her to tickle the teacher's chin?

Lehenaghmore · 03/09/2023 12:37

RadishAndTwiglet · 03/09/2023 12:06

I'm absolutely bewildered by the 'large multicoloured skirt and leather handbag' comment.

WTF has that got to do with inappropriate flirting and touching men uninvited?

It’s the uniform of tickle fetishists, apparently. Keep an eye out for leather handbags and multicoloured skirts and report anyone wearing both to the authorities before they enter schools and tickle unarmed teachers.

Theimpossiblegirl · 03/09/2023 12:52

Joking aside, if she behaves like that she'll end up not being invited places. The tickling under the teacher's chin is odd and inappropriate.

OutwiththeOutCrowd · 03/09/2023 13:11

The really important thing is what he was wearing. If he was wearing a small blue hat and a full-body orange spray tan, it could be the start of something beautiful!

How to gently tell my cousin she is too flirty?
extramaturecheddarcheese · 03/09/2023 13:28

Riapia · 03/09/2023 06:32

A HANDBAG !!

Properly guffawed at this.

Towelin · 03/09/2023 13:36

Lehenaghmore · 03/09/2023 06:47

Are you suggesting her parents time-travel and plan their family so as not to conceive her???

Brilliant 🤣

WhiskersPete · 03/09/2023 14:35

So let me get this right...your cousin goes around topless tickling teachers under their chins?

Wheresthebloomingsummersunshine · 03/09/2023 14:51

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