Things I don't understand on here

[UnquietDad]

Even after over a year, I still don't fully understand, or want to, the discussions on the following, and therefore avoid them like the plague. In fact, I think most of them scare me a little.

The Fly Lady. (WTF?)
Cleaner debates.
Mooncups.
"What's for dinner?"
Buying and selling.
Quinny Buzzes. (I used to think it was some sort of drink until I googled it.)

Any more?

sorry Pan, I forget you're a man

i think the thread became a self fulfilling prophecy.

theyre prob all tucked up in bed like any sane parent would be by now.

ROFL

in bed if you're not watching Pretty Woman..

Is that how I know I'm not sane?

I love Pretty Woman

Are you watching Pretty Woman then Pan? I knew you were a girl really

they've just rowed after the polo match incident......

rilly? rilly rilly?

saddos.

Where did they row to?

ooh, I might have to go find the dvd now - damn you!

no it isn't water polo ya eejit!!

[pretends the idea of going to watch dirty dancing did not just cross mind]

Go To Bed !

although Richard Gere in trunks is a sight I think I'd like to see ...

ooh dirty dancing
now I have inner turmoil
Patrick and sexy dancing
or
Richard and Julia and romance

Big mistake.

Huge.

my favourite scene, D.

they have just been tothe opera.

Ah, she's so darned beautiful in that scene.

She's a classy lass, and no mistake.

Julia? Beautiful?

Oh no.

Richard is so in the closet.

Julia is just what Greeny said. Three dick gob and nothing else.

Patrick can fucking dance!

Oh, how he was and still is in ballet, with Lisa, a true ballerina.

So is he.

i say expat, 3 dick gob and nothing else is a leetle harsh, non?

hey, i didn't make it up

but honestly, really, c'mon.

oh, did you know, her husband was still married to a pregnant woman when he left her for Julia.

and the gal miscarried.

nice!

she did fortunately go on to conceive with someone else.

she is a makeup artist.