Things I don't understand on here

[UnquietDad]

Even after over a year, I still don't fully understand, or want to, the discussions on the following, and therefore avoid them like the plague. In fact, I think most of them scare me a little.

The Fly Lady. (WTF?)
Cleaner debates.
Mooncups.
"What's for dinner?"
Buying and selling.
Quinny Buzzes. (I used to think it was some sort of drink until I googled it.)

Any more?

oh no not again pillock am sorry, chance of a sneaky shag came up and it was an easy choice . . .

well I've been thinking, for example, if it would be possible to create a sort of cookie-cutter for the anus so that you could poo in different shapes - but can't find a suitable place to start such a thread

but you could make 'hello kitty' poos and so on?

Despite Dior's post, Istill want to belive that I have noo idea what scuttlebuggers are.

"Style" on here seems a bit of a misnomer...
For Sale is turning this hallow'd place into sub-ebay.
Some posters I'll never understand, and have stopped trying to!!

Twigg - in Dadsnet we do chat..but our writings are only understood really by males..we "write" between the lines, as well as read therein..and quietly snigger to ourselves....

you don;t want a cookie cutter for christ's sake. You want a piping bag.

i don't understand what temping is in the TTC conversations.. this has puzzled me for a while, can anyone clarify? Was thinking it meant taking temperature but not sure..

you know, the more random comments from you I read, the more scared I'm gonna be if we do ever have a meet up

so you post like you shop dead focussed

you know what you want and take a nano second to decide if it is there or not

heh

you were not scared BEFORE though were you, please say I conducted myself nicely in person

Message withdrawn

The dds and I were having a laugh on hogmanay, as it happens, about 'piping in the poo', piping bag references. Uncanny

I was not scared before, and you were very normal, posh if it weren't for the wellies even but then I'd never seen you discussing cookie cutters for your anus

piping bag would do nicely

but you might get some on your hands, how would you attach it?

rubber gloves

oi both @ posh and implication that my wellies are unposh

that just seems like alot of hard work pointy

maybe could get my cleaner to hold the piping bag? am thinking of asking her to wipe my arse for me anyway

lol

oh my word.

(have not even GOT a cleaner at the moment)

thinks: when in hole, stop digging

etc

pmsl
remind me never to apply for any cleaning jobs in the local rag .....

sooooo, when do you fancy meeting for a coffee then?

so long as there's no piping bag in sight I'm free whenever

no piping bag, no wellies - deal

will text in week

(where has everyone else GONE from this thread anyway?)

I think you may have scared them off

you really should think about making that a publice place. and telling people where youll be. and taking a phone with the heavies on speed dial.

[mutters] piping bag my arse [hAR HAR]