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fgs my wife has just shaved her pubes with my hair clippers

42 replies

Alan · 05/07/2006 19:57

i am thinking of leaving her tbh, she is like this all the time

OP posts:
WelshBoris · 05/07/2006 19:57

better than with a lawn mower

foxinsocks · 05/07/2006 19:57

does she smell a bit cheesy?

Dior · 05/07/2006 19:58

Message withdrawn

Blu · 05/07/2006 19:58

Don't worry.
It will grow back.

bramblina · 05/07/2006 19:58

Is she blue down there?

mumfor1standfinaltime · 05/07/2006 19:59

Never thought of that, good idea! Now where did he leave them...

MikeHunt · 05/07/2006 19:59

thing is I'm sure she just did it for you mate

popsycal · 05/07/2006 20:03

nice name mike...

IsaacHunt · 05/07/2006 20:05

Hey Mike! Fancy seeing you here.

LadyTamba · 05/07/2006 20:14

Hair clippers dont really do a good job you know....

bubblez · 05/07/2006 20:15

at least she didn't use your nose clippers

Beauregard · 05/07/2006 20:16

Beard trimmers work

CADS · 05/07/2006 20:19

You use your hair clippers on your hair!?

In our house it is strictly for private areas, thought that was what they were for.

Gosh, you really do learn something new everyday.

bubblez · 05/07/2006 20:23

did she leave the pubes in there??.. cos that really would be grounds for divorce...

Nathanmum · 05/07/2006 20:29

Did she shape it like a heart?

CarlK · 05/07/2006 22:15

if i was you mate I'd use her eyelash curlers to style your pubes that'll show her

jackthelad · 05/07/2006 22:31

Phwoar! - what are you complaining about mate? She sounds like she's up for it tonight - wahey!

jackthelad · 05/07/2006 22:32

Mind you, I haven't seen yer missus mate. Let herself go a bit has she?

CarlK · 05/07/2006 22:36

Y'know this reminds me of the stoning scene in life of brian

MisterManManly · 05/07/2006 22:42
DontTellTheWife · 05/07/2006 22:57

DW showed me this thread. I've left 47 pairs of clippers scattered liberally around the house in the hope that she takes the hint.

jackthelad · 06/07/2006 23:48

So did you 'ave her good and proper last night then?

Harold · 06/07/2006 23:57

Did she give herself a number one or a number two?

JellyNump · 07/07/2006 01:08

Well maybe you'd like to try using her wax instead of hair clippers, so you can have a sort of role reversal!?!?!?!?!

HappyDaddy · 07/07/2006 15:12

Are there actually any men in the Men's Room?